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Rollerskating babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRum_sK_bpI

And Nil, that is quite, quite disturbing. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 9 2009, 1:58 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs&feature=related

Ah I read about this vidoe. Awesome! :)

:O http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8142428.stm

It's Nottinghamshire. I'm not surprised.

In my day we would have been murdered AND had homework set! Kids these days... Rolling eyes

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 3:43 PM BST

:O http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8142428.stm

I wonder what the kid did? There were a few in my class who deserved a good beating off the poor teacher. (Obviously this teacher might just be a mentalist and the kid entirely innocent of being a gobby, ignorant twat)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2009, 3:48 PM BST

I wonder what the kid did? There were a few in my class who deserved a good beating off the poor teacher. (Obviously this teacher might just be a mentalist and the kid entirely innocent of being a gobby, ignorant twat)

I'm with the teacher. If more teachers attempted to murder kids schools would be a better place. And I'll bet Serious Head Injuries Boy won't mess about in class again.

We had a science teacher named Mister Lee who would get angry with problem students and throw stools at them. It's important to have a teaching style.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 10 2009, 10:01 AM BST

We had a science teacher named Mister Lee who would get angry with problem students and throw stools

Dirty.

My chemistry teacher was Mr Russell. A beardy man with the aroma of several nervous breakdowns, in his 50s. He would demonstrate neutralisation of acid and alkali by mixing two massively strong versions of each in a beaker and then drinking the result. He had the hairiest hands you will ever see.

If he was dissatisfied by our level of application in class, he would mutter about the state of the nation, the government, etc, before leaving the classroom mid-lesson, never to return.

(I got an 'A', so his techniques bore fruit.)

Now that's what I call discipline.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 10 2009, 12:30 PM BST

(I got an 'A', so his techniques bore fruit.)

Fruitcake more like! Damn, son, you just got macked!

Quote: Leevil @ July 9 2009, 3:46 PM BST

It's Nottinghamshire. I'm not surprised.

Hey shut up! Or I'll hit you with something blunt!

Quote: Paul W @ July 10 2009, 2:27 PM BST

Hey shut up! Or I'll hit you with something blunt!

Your wit?

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