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chipolata

Thursday 9th July 2009 6:23pm

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 9 2009, 3:22 PM BST

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!! IT'S ATTACK OF THE PEAS!!!!!!

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Guess how many and win a free kiss!

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Nil Putters

Thursday 9th July 2009 6:24pm [Edited]

A galaxy far, far away or

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Quote: chipolata @ July 9 2009, 3:21 PM BST

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Quote: chipolata @ July 9 2009, 3:23 PM BST

Guess how many and win a free kiss!

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4?

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Rooface

Thursday 9th July 2009 6:24pm

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What do I get if I get it wrong? Sex?

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chipolata

Thursday 9th July 2009 6:25pm

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 9 2009, 3:24 PM BST

What do I get if I get it wrong? Sex?

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I love it when we "banter"!

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Rooface

Thursday 9th July 2009 6:26pm

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Banterwhore. Laughing out loud

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Aaron

Thursday 9th July 2009 6:28pm

Royal Berkshire

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Quote: Nil Putters @ July 9 2009, 3:20 PM BST

Your second choice would be Mark to live with? :O

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Yeah. But not in a sex way.

Quote: Rob H @ July 9 2009, 3:22 PM BST

If you stare at this for long enough it turns into a magic eye picture of Chip masturbating frenziedly.

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Laughing out loud

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Darren Pomroy

Friday 10th July 2009 12:43pm

London

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I would invite Chipolate over, we would sip tea and sit ontop of my back fence which leads on to an aa girls middle school.

The rest is up to him.

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Dolly Dagger

Friday 10th July 2009 3:00pm

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Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 10 2009, 9:43 AM BST

I would invite Chipolate over, we would sip tea and sit ontop of my back fence which leads on to an aa girls middle school.

The rest is up to him.

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Isn't a middle school for children aged about 9 to 14? :O

I never invited anyone back for tea (we called it dinner in our house)at mine. I went to tea at lots of friends' houses and hated it. Other people's house smelt funny and their mums weren't as clean as mine (she does have OCD I found out later) and their food was horrible. But I did like the biscuits and cakes and fizzy drinks at friend's houses; we never had them at home.

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Lee

Friday 10th July 2009 3:05pm

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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 10 2009, 12:00 PM BST

Isn't a middle school for children aged about 9 to 14? :O

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I was thinking that too. Errr

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Aaron

Friday 10th July 2009 3:57pm

Royal Berkshire

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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 10 2009, 12:00 PM BST

Isn't a middle school for children aged about 9 to 14? :O

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Good point. Bit old for chip.

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Darren Pomroy

Friday 10th July 2009 4:09pm

London

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Quote: Aaron @ July 10 2009, 12:57 PM BST

Good point. Bit old for chip.

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:O

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Ben

Sunday 18th May 2014 8:54pm

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I would invite Gordon Bennett round and we would have a fine evening of food, drink and laughter. Perhaps we'd go for a run as well.

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sootyj

Sunday 18th May 2014 8:59pm

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and then wrestle bare chested infront of a roaring fire?

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lofthouse

Sunday 18th May 2014 9:35pm

Nowhere

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I would invite Sooty round

I'd pop the kettle on

There's be a nice Victoria sponge in the cake tin all ready to go

We'd have a nice chat about politics and music and reptilians and religion

Then when he finally dozes off

I'd bang him over the head with my cricket bat and kill him

And I'd eat him

I'd cut him up and eat him

I'd probably roast his big lovely head and have it with some veg and a little mint sauce

Then I'd bag the rest up and pop it in the freezer

Then I'd invite Ben round

And serve him hot dog

He would be blissfully unaware that he was actually eating Sootys cock in a bun

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Badge

Sunday 18th May 2014 9:39pm

London

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Quote: lofthouse @ 18th May 2014, 10:35 PM BST

I would invite Sooty round

I'd pop the kettle on

There's be a nice Victoria sponge in the cake tin all ready to go

We'd have a nice chat about politics and music and reptilians and religion

Then when he finally dozes off

I'd bang him over the head with my cricket bat and kill him

And I'd eat him

I'd cut him up and eat him

I'd probably roast his big lovely head and have it with some veg and a little mint sauce

Then I'd bag the rest up and pop it in the freezer

Then I'd invite Ben round

And serve him hot dog

He would be blissfully unaware that he was actually eating Sootys cock in a bun

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Laughing out loud

Given this thread wasn't resurrected very long ago that's remarkably detailed.

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