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When depression sinks in... Page 4

You on your period?

Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 2:36 AM BST

You on your period?

*round of applause*

No - in a comma (sic)

Colon.

I have a ;

Hi Colon.

I was unconscious, standing on my head in an inverted coma.

This is a bit like my "How do you deal with despondency" thread.

The good thing about depression [according to Yazz], "The Only Way Is Up"!

This discussion is all very well, but I think people should be encouraged to get on with their depression quietly and in private. It's a personal thing, depression. Or should be. Please respect others sensibilities, and keep it to yourself. Pills, that's the way to deal with it! Paracetomols are cheap enough, even in quantity, (try ASDA own brand) and if you take them at home and stay at home, you won't (selfishly) delay any commuter trains! "Love thy neighbour(s)" and at least let him/her/them get to his/her/their miserable job(s) on time! Thanks for your consideration in this matter!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 10 2009, 8:15 AM BST

Pills, that's the way to deal with it! Paracetomols are cheap enough,

Plus, they don't kill you right away so you'll have about a week to make all your friends and family feel really bad.

Fall out with them first, and then hopefully they'll leave you to it for about eight days!

;)

Of course, my family and 'friends' would feel better if I just went and jumped on a train track..

I'm depressed right now. I dunno why. Just am.

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