Is that like touching cloth, but for the front?
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Quote: Nil Putters @ July 10 2009, 2:01 AM BSTHe was touching cows. Dirty bugger.
Can't be trusted, that man.
I remember seeing the interview years ago when he revealed that Shep was dead. Saying how much he loved Shep, how much he missed him. Tears everywhere.
Too many tears, I thought.
Reminded me of those press conferences where the boyfriend of a murdered girl cries his eyes out over how much they loved them, how shocked they are, etc. They always turn out to be the one what done it.
Now I'm not saying that Noaksey murdered Shep, but I've never seen any evidence that exonerates him.
Too many tears, too much grief...
Put it this way, I wouldn't let him walk my dog...?
Panic over, it was John Craven. And, apparently, that's how artificial insemination is done in the country.
By John Craven?
Well, the cow was doing its bit. Not sure the stockings suited it though.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 10 2009, 2:11 AM BSTit was John Craven.
Craven? He certainly is. That guy who used to "work" with kids? Telling them about things meant for grown-ups on that Newsround? Innocent kids? Ain't nothing sacred?
All I'm saying is I wouldn't let him walk my kid to school...
I caught a cow in fishnets.
In the sea?
No, in the pub.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 10 2009, 2:18 AM BSTCraven? He certainly is. That guy who used to "work" with kids? Telling them about things meant for grown-ups on that Newsround? Innocent kids? Ain't nothing sacred?
All I'm saying is I wouldn't let him walk my kid to school...
Q: What do you call a cow surrounded by bunnies?
A: Hugh Heffer.
(I just made this up. If this has already been made-up by somebody else before, then it's news to me. If this is original, then it is now copyrighted and call my f**kin' agent! The bidding starts at 10p. I am not ashamed.)
Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 2:18 AM BSTI caught a cow in fishnets.
In the sea?
No, in the pub.
Sea cow? Manatee? What was it doing in a pub? Mobile disco DJ?
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 10 2009, 2:25 AM BSTMobile disco DJ?
Moby Dick?
I haven't had any complaints.
Boom-tish!
Later!! I'm off to bed now.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 10 2009, 2:24 AM BSTQ: What do you call a cow surrounded by bunnies?
A: Hugh Heffer.
(I just made this up. If this has already been made-up by somebody else before, then it's news to me. If this is original, then it is now copyrighted and call my f**kin' agent! The bidding starts at 10p. I am not ashamed.)
I've heard worse.
Q. What do you call an Irish cow?
A. A cowpat.
Pales into insignificance compared with my cow joke... 