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When depression sinks in... Page 2

Skankilicious!

Quote: Robert D @ July 8 2009, 11:46 PM BST

I can't afford a prostitute

I think you might be able to recoup your money after you've murdered her? Rolling eyes

Und so gesehen, als es deutsche Woche ist, könnte ich einen deutschen tart verwalten!

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 8 2009, 11:50 PM BST

I think you might be able to recoup your money after you've murdered her? Rolling eyes

Ich bin kein Dieb! Angelic

Now stop that, young man. You can be arrested, you know.

For what?

For being a German. Yeah.

Better than being French!

True. But then that's not saying much really, is it?

Nah, suppose not.

Quote: shaggy292 @ July 8 2009, 9:02 PM BST

Have a wank - that's what you young people do isn't it?

Depression plays havoc with the libido - if you can still jack one off it is probably not that bad.

Quote: Timbo @ July 9 2009, 12:40 AM BST

Depression plays havoc with the libido - if you can still jack one off it is probably not that bad.

Have you tried this out? You should publish this theory.

Quote: Timbo @ July 9 2009, 12:40 AM BST

Depression plays havoc with the libido - if you can still jack one off it is probably not that bad.

As Siegmund Freud first said, I believe?

I would post in German as I am bored but I can't be arsed. Going to bed now but as seen as 'no guests; one member' I might as well not bother.

We should start a "Better Thread than Dead" thread for all suicidal BCGers who need talking out of it. :)

Quote: chipolata @ July 9 2009, 1:10 PM BST

We should start a "Better Thread than Dead" thread for all suicidal BCGers who need talking out of it. :)

...Or we could say we did and help ourselves to free buffets at their funerals.

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