Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:24 AM BST*laughs*
*doesn't know who to reply to first*
Made your mind up yet?
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:24 AM BST*laughs*
*doesn't know who to reply to first*
Made your mind up yet?
Alright then. I wasn't going to, but I will...
*Waits*
Quote: Robert D @ July 9 2009, 12:17 AM BSTI had one coversation with Loz that lead to a sex-based theme but she was talking about disturbing things - she's very kinky... I am lead to believe.
If you were talking to her about it then you're not just "lead to believe", are you?
So, tell us, how's she kinky?
Quote: roscoff @ July 9 2009, 12:19 AM BSTPhone number please and is she attracted to 45 year old teachers who look older are short sighted and play in brass bands. If so, I know a liitle someone who fits the bill.
Quote: Leevil @ July 9 2009, 12:22 AM BSTWhere do you get one of them then? And do they come in pairs? (or my mouth?)
*snigger*
Quote: Robert D @ July 9 2009, 12:23 AM BSTActually, I'm considering taking mine back as IT hasn't paid last month's rent yet. Looks as if lesbians don't have to pay rent.
You can take lesbians back? Where did you get her, Argos?
On an open forum???
(If it was Littlewoods or Woolworths, you may be in a bit of trouble.)
Quote: Robert D @ July 9 2009, 12:31 AM BSTOn an open forum???
Yes.
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:31 AM BSTYou can take lesbians back? Where did you get her, Argos?
I can't remember... but I didn't keep the reciept. Damn.
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:31 AM BSTYou can take lesbians back? Where did you get her, Argos?
Surely Dixons?
Ebay. There are thousands and the P&P is quite reasonable.
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:32 AM BSTYes.
OK. Here goes...
She likes anal. Okay, so that's not too bad. She likes feet... yuck. She likes bondage and like spanking but hardcore. Makes me scared when around her.
Oh and she likes to... do... stuff... yeah stuff... with human (actually not always human; nah probably is only human. God, this is going like a Ronnie Corbett joke) crap.
Quote: Robert D @ July 9 2009, 12:33 AM BSTOK. Here goes...
She likes anal. Okay, so that's not too bad. She likes feet... yuck. She likes bondage and like spanking but hardcore. Makes me scared when around her.
Awesome! That's her next present sorted then.
Quote: Robert D @ July 9 2009, 12:33 AM BSTOK. Here goes...
She likes anal. Okay, so that's not too bad. She likes feet... yuck. She likes bondage and like spanking but hardcore. Makes me scared when around her.
Hiding under her bed and watching might be where you're going wrong (or not).
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:34 AM BSTAwesome! That's her next present sorted then.
Care to name product, catalogue number (or website).
Quote: Leevil @ July 9 2009, 12:35 AM BSTHiding under her bed and watching might be where you're going wrong (or not).
She has three bolts on her door. Its like she doesn't trust us.
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:33 AM BSThttp://search.ebay.co.uk/lesbians
Boo.
HA! What did you expect?
Sandi Toksvig: Slightly used. From a smoke free home. Pick up only?