Hey guys...
I've been trying to write some stand-up material recently, but because I've been massively bored that has shown up in my work. So, I wanted to try and make things more entertaining.
I want you guys to give me some topics.. can be absolutely anything...
And I will try and make a few stand-up gags out of them.
Help me release the boredom!!
Independance for Cornwall.
Things in your fridge that have gone off.
Makeup
Anarchosyndicalism.
Michael Keaton's sinister turn in 'Pacific Heights'.
Quote: bigfella @ July 8 2009, 10:50 PM BSTIndependance for Cornwall.
A near impossible subject. I did the best I could. I didn't think any of this over, just opened MS Word and started writing... it shows
I believe in indpendence for Cornwall, I've done a lot of research on this subject - almost one whole minute on wikipedia. Gotta do something while waiting for the porn to load!
Cornwall has a wealth of exports - sheep and incest! And if Austria can be it's own nation, then why not Cornwall?
A recent survey was conducted and 45% of Cornwallians, Cornwallaces? Cornhuskers? Cornwallese people believe that they should have their independence. While the other 55% couldn't understand the question.
Italy is one of the most powerful nations in the world, and it's only a boot! Cornwall is a whole leg - imagine what it can achieve? Italy brought us some fantastic exports; Milan being the fashion capital of the world, the world would be a less stylish place if it wasn't for these facists.
Cornwall is a place where men are real men! And where sheep are sexy!
Not bad for a couple hours work.
Quote: Norm @ July 9 2009, 1:25 AM BSTA recent survey was conducted and 45% of Cornwallians, Cornwallaces? Cornhuskers? Cornwallese
Cornholers?
Stray dogs you've dated; Bog lids that fall down when you're pissing; Diva nuns; Cop scotch; Floppy bones; Electric bog rolls; e males; Staines remover; All that clitoris is not gold; Stamp on tampons.
Want some more?
Quote: Norm @ July 9 2009, 1:25 AM BSTGotta do something while waiting for the porn to load!
I liked this line. 
Personally I find any sheep/ incest jokes a bit tired now, but everyone has different tastes.
I prefer to hear more personal stuff so if you're bored have a go at writing about being bored - what have you done to relieve the boredom? In a comedically exaggerated way of course. We've all been there (as opposed to sheep shagging which rules out the majority of your audience I hope).
JP