Status report Page 846
That's good. I got a picture signed by Rowan Atkinson for Jenny once. I give it to her and she got all pissed off because she wanted to meet him. Oh well...
Awww Scats, that's so cute. I wish my boyfriend would do something nice like that for me.
It's my birthday tomorrow, and I'm more nervous about what he's got me than anything else. It's been a year since we got together... so it should be pretty good.
Whats on the garage forcourt at the minute? Probably BBQ Tongs 
Quote: Gavin @ July 8 2009, 9:41 AM BSTProbably BBQ Thongs
You've got to be pleased with edible underwear, surely Ellie?
What would you like? *flinches at stupidity of question*
Quote: EllieJP @ July 8 2009, 9:40 AM BSTIt's my birthday tomorrow
How old are you?
I'll be 24.
I'd like him to have got me a nice knecklace... but he won't have done... it will be a sports bra.
Sometimes you make it too easy for us, Ellie!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 8 2009, 10:26 AM BSTI'd like him to have got me a nice knecklace...
Pearl? 
Quote: chipolata @ July 8 2009, 10:27 AM BSTSometimes you make it too easy for us, Ellie!
Pearl?
I already have one of those... and my boyfriend makes constant jokes about it.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 8 2009, 10:26 AM BSTit will be a sports bra.
That's actually a very thoughtful gift in many ways.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 8 2009, 10:40 AM BSTThat's actually a very thoughtful gift in many ways.
Hmmm... he bought me an ipod shuffle and a running book for Christmas. I think he wanted me to start running! haha
Chipolata's just been in the kitchen with a man in an arm sling. The one armed man tried to get a plate out of the cupboard, dropped it, smashed the plate and Chipolata's tea mug! Then, when Chipolata put the broken mug in the glass recycling box, old One Arm got it out and took it to his office! 
Quote: chipolata @ July 8 2009, 1:34 PM BSTChipolata's just been in the kitchen with a man in an arm sling. The one armed man tried to get a plate out of the cupboard, dropped it, smashed the plate and Chipolata's tea mug! Then, when Chipolata put the broken mug in the glass recycling box, old One Arm got it out and took it to his office!
F**kin 'ell, it's all going off at your end. What did he want with your broken mug? Is it a 'trophy'?
Ellie is getting excited about her birthday tomorrow! 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 8 2009, 1:38 PM BSTF**kin 'ell, it's all going off at your end. What did he want with your broken mug? Is it a 'trophy'?
He muttered something about a ceramics recycling tub but there's no such thing! He's lost it!