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Torchwood... Page 25

Aw, were you looking for this one: they would each grow a new Jack and we would have 50 of him.

You sick twisted fantasist...

I think he was hoping for Jack's willy crawling through Cardiff in search of his torso.

Oh dear.

Quote: Marc P @ July 6 2009, 4:57 PM BST

I wish I had some credit. I was crunched before the city was. And yes some more Jack Delaney whimsy.

But back to Torchwood. I hope it works well but how many people who don't like this sort of thing are going to see it stranded acroos the whole week in prime time - and what are their reactions going to be I wonder??

Just like wot I feel about Wimbledon being on all week?

Quote: zooo @ July 7 2009, 11:36 PM BST

Oh dear.

Yeah, he should be ashamed.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 7 2009, 10:00 PM BST

I am hating Gwen shooting style though. I'm amazed she manages to hit anything!

I think she (the actress) needs to go and shoot some REAL handguns with live rounds, which recoil, rather than blanks, which don't.

Quote: sootyj @ July 7 2009, 11:24 PM BST

What would happen if they split his body parts over more than one place?

Well they did anyway didn't they. They couldn't find all the bits at the Torchwood HQ.

Agreed.

Or.. learn to act better... ;)

Quote: billwill @ July 7 2009, 11:47 PM BST

I think she (the actress) needs to go and shoot some REAL handguns with live rounds, which recoil, rather than blanks, which don't.

Maybe she has arms of steel!

When they found the arm, I thought it was going to be the Doctor's hand Jack kept in that jar.

Quote: zooo @ July 7 2009, 11:59 PM BST

When they found the arm, I thought it was going to be the Doctor's hand Jack kept in that jar.

Oooh tricksy! But didn't the second Doctor grow out of that?

I never know what the timelines are supposed to be. Has the Doctor Who stuff happened yet in Torchwood? Has the Torchwood stuff happened yet in Doctor Who?
I get vey, vey confused.

Hmm, I just take it that it's happened in the order it's broadcast, unless it states otherwise.

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2009, 11:26 PM BST

He'd just regrow from one of the organs left and the rest would die.

I just mused on this concept to a friend. My stupid perceptions and thoughts are now his MSN Personal Message. Unimpressed

Yup Dr Who has happened I reckon. If the hand was in there it'd of been destroyed.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 8 2009, 12:11 AM BST

I just mused on this concept to a friend. My stupid perceptions and thoughts are now his MSN Personal Message. Unimpressed

Go oonnn tell us whats the message.

~ Robyn ~ Wine gums, envy, and pieces of rainbow... says:
OH
~ Robyn ~ Wine gums, envy, and pieces of rainbow... says:
MY
~ Robyn ~ Wine gums, envy, and pieces of rainbow... says:
GOD
~ Robyn ~ Wine gums, envy, and pieces of rainbow... says:
HIS BODY IS REGENERATING.
~ Robyn ~ Wine gums, envy, and pieces of rainbow... says:
Like, swelling in the body bag.
~ Robyn ~ Wine gums, envy, and pieces of rainbow... says:
Most hilarious thing would be if it swelled and he had an erection.

For the record, it so would've been.

Robyn is officially ruder on MSN.

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