Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 7 2009, 10:48 PM BSTAnd I, of course, didn't cry or nuffink.
I was crying when I read your post. Not that you'll believe me. But I had just rubbed garlic and or chilli in my eye.
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But shhhh - I didn't tell you all. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 7 2009, 10:40 PM BSTElliot borrowed a poetry book from me. Today, he gave me a parcel which was quite obviously just said book wrapped up to return to me. We spent all afternoon arguing as to if it was indeed the book, and then he bascially said "Well, if it's just that, then open it." I held out, but did open it. It was my book. The author has now, however, signed it.
I did that for someone, now they have A Brief History Of Time with some squiggles in it. Could have done that myself! Rude bastard! 
That is pretty awesome, Elliot!
Mine is "Kid" by Simon Armitage. He is my favourite. 
Wouldn't it have been better if Elliot had actually brought you to meet him?
Not as romantic.
Bit of a threeway situation! 
He did it via the post!
Quote: zooo @ July 7 2009, 11:14 PM BSTBit of a threeway situation!
I do love them both muchly.
Eeeew!!
Ha.
He could have posted you off too I suppose. It wouldn't have cost much in stamps.
Don't listen to Aaron. He doesn't know how to woo the ladies. He even put a dampener on your post.
No romantic foreplay. He just comes straight in his pants.
Quote: zooo @ July 7 2009, 11:23 PM BSTHe could have posted you off too I suppose. It wouldn't have cost much in stamps.
I was told "I thought about giving you the stamps, too!" and it's been in the pipeline a while, seemingly. He's lovely when he wants to be. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 7 2009, 11:06 PM BSTMine is "Kid" by Simon Armitage. He is my favourite.
Elliot said not to say anything but you know, my Simon Armitage signatures are getting better each time. Oh and my T.S. Elliot (teehee) is to die for. You can thank me later. 
*T.S. Eliot, I think?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 7 2009, 11:30 PM BST*T.S. Eliot, I think?
It's not my fault he can't spell his own name (oops!)
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 7 2009, 10:40 PM BSTElliot borrowed a poetry book from me. Today, he gave me a parcel which was quite obviously just said book wrapped up to return to me. We spent all afternoon arguing as to if it was indeed the book, and then he bascially said "Well, if it's just that, then open it." I held out, but did open it. It was my book. The author has now, however, signed it.
Aw, how sweet....