Quote: zooo @ July 7 2009, 7:27 PM BSTRight. so far I've got to show you Total Recall and give you a bacon sandwich.
That's one hell of a euphemism.
What do you prefer on your bacon sandwich? Page 8
I aint reading through this lot so brown sauce please and maybe some mushrooms if I'm feeling a little kinky. Which is most of the time actually.
Tomato sauce for me, and maybe a bit of lettuce.
Definitely no butter. 
Quote: JuliaC @ July 7 2009, 8:58 PM BSTDefinitely no butter.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 7 2009, 8:58 PM BST
"F-reeeak!"
Quote: JuliaC @ July 7 2009, 8:58 PM BSTTomato sauce for me, and maybe a bit of lettuce.
Definitely no butter.
That's not a bacon sandwich that's the adopted gay son of C3PO and Graham Norton.
Ha! Yummy.
Sliced white bread with butter, and maybe a dash of Jardine's Spicy Tomato Ketchup. And if I am pushing the boat out, mushrooms and a runny fried egg. But definitely no salad.
Quote: JuliaC @ July 7 2009, 9:00 PM BST"F-reeeak!"
Quote: Timbo @ July 7 2009, 9:08 PM BSTSliced white bread with butter, and maybe a dash of Jardine's Spicy Tomato Ketchup. And if I am pushing the boat out, mushrooms and a runny fried egg. But definitely no salad.
You can go to jail if you have salad with a bacon sarny 'cos it's against the law.