BCG - Come Dine With Me? Page 3

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 7 2009, 4:41 PM BST

Despite liking to cook, I'm not great on the whole dinner party thing. I don't like the pressure but I'll give it a go.

First, as it is Summer, I'll do a Summer menu. I'd set up the table outside...

Nice but I would have added white flower petals and some tiki style cups to make it naffer.

Pre dinner drinks - Hawaii 5 ohhhh: A non alcholic yogurt, pineapple and honey based smoothie, and for the drinkers...a Pina colada. They both look the same so don't get them mixed up!

Starter - Mini melon balls served in lemon and limes with a sprig of mint.

Dinner - Thai lime bbq chicken....

For the veggies (and the piggies who want both) there is a Fiesta tomato bake....

...and a side dish for everyone of Guacamole salad.

Dessert - Caramelised bananas with coconut ice cream.

Post dinner - More cocktails and chilled malibu white truffles rolled in a tiny bit of edible gold glitter.

Is that any good?

We could just order chinese.

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Where do you live?

Dinner served at Sootyj towers.

Setting the fetid cellar with the very, very thick door.

Predinner drinks, there doesn't seem to be any but the moss on that pipe looks moist.

Entertainment listening to all 6 locks clicking into place.

Starter, Main, Desert there doesn't seem to be any. Are those finger nail marks scratched in the door? What are those stains on the wall?

Still better than a bucket of KFC?

I'd go for the KFC. Everytime.

Ruby knows where it's at.

Quote: sootyj @ July 7 2009, 5:59 PM BST

Dinner served at Sootyj towers.

Setting the fetid cellar with the very, very thick door.

Predinner drinks, there doesn't seem to be any but the moss on that pipe looks moist.

Entertainment listening to all 6 locks clicking into place.

Starter, Main, Desert there doesn't seem to be any. Are those finger nail marks scratched in the door? What are those stains on the wall?

Still better than a bucket of KFC?

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Well better conditions than KFC chickens are kept in at any rate.

Cheese, crackers and mini milks at mine.

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2009, 6:55 PM BST

Ruby knows where it's at.

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I do demand an avalance afterwards. It's the done thing.

Speaking of KFC.... should be here soon.... YUM!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 3:05 PM BST

Aaron also only spoke to us in binary...

1/10... and the 1 is for his cat who was very cute.

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50% then? Not bad marks.

I would invite the ladieees from the BCG around.

Mushrooms with melted goats cheese to start

Lobster in a spring onion sauce for main

Baked Alaska to finish.

Drinks- Moet & Chandon of course!

And we'd be nude. That is all.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 3:05 PM BST

*Ellie sat in cab*

Well after finally getting out of Aaron's lair I am extremely glad to be breathing fresh air again. The KFC had obviously not been cooked by Aaron and there was no effort in presentation as he laid down the bucket and paper plates in the middle of his carpet and expected us to pick it up like that. We could hardly move for the DVD's, pictures of Zooo and English flags. At the end of the meal he insisted on playing us reruns of an old sitcom he'd remade himself using cuddly toys and himself, and I can't believe he did the whole thing in an apron and nothing else. It was a nightmare every time he turned around. Aaron also only spoke to us in binary and there was no fast forward button.

Truly revolting night... 1/10... and the 1 is for his cat who was very cute.

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Haha! Awesome!

I love this show, but couldn't think of what on earth to serve if I did it!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 3:05 PM BST

*Ellie sat in cab*

Well after finally getting out of Aaron's lair I am extremely glad to be breathing fresh air again. The KFC had obviously not been cooked by Aaron and there was no effort in presentation as he laid down the bucket and paper plates in the middle of his carpet and expected us to pick it up like that. We could hardly move for the DVD's, pictures of Zooo and English flags. At the end of the meal he insisted on playing us reruns of an old sitcom he'd remade himself using cuddly toys and himself, and I can't believe he did the whole thing in an apron and nothing else. It was a nightmare every time he turned around. Aaron also only spoke to us in binary and there was no fast forward button.

Truly revolting night... 1/10... and the 1 is for his cat who was very cute.

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I recently had a bit of a dinner-do and cooked it all meself. (apart from the afters) (I cook all the food in my gaff - missus is useless)

I did...

STARTER:
Baked Garlic Philly Mushrooms, which are basically those huge monster shrooms you get from Tescos, scooped out and stuffed with a mixture of butter, Cream cheese, herbs, seasoning and crushed garlic. (Not a good one for your breath but really delish) Lots of booze.

MAIN:
Slow-Cooked Lamb Shanks studded with garlic cloves (more stinky breath) and huge fat crispy Maris Piper chips, served with a cranberry and mint jus. Yumsk. Again, accompanied by lots of booze.

AFTERS: (Or dessert if you want to be posh)
Marksy's Sticky Toffee Pudding with thick whipped cream, then coffee and choccy mints. And more booze.

About a hundred thousand calories per sniff, but everyone went home thoroughly-stuffed and happy. Mission accomplished.

You can tell Ellie's story was made up. Like I'd ever use paper plates. I'm not Northern, Eleanor!

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 8 2009, 12:15 AM BST

I recently had a bit of a dinner-do and cooked it all meself. (apart from the afters) (I cook all the food in my gaff - missus is useless)

I did...

STARTER:
Baked Garlic Philly Mushrooms, which are basically those huge monster shrooms you get from Tescos, scooped out and stuffed with a mixture of butter, Cream cheese, herbs, seasoning and crushed garlic. (Not a good one for your breath but really delish) Lots of booze.

MAIN:
Slow-Cooked Lamb Shanks studded with garlic cloves (more stinky breath) and huge fat crispy Maris Piper chips, served with a cranberry and mint jus. Yumsk. Again, accompanied by lots of booze.

AFTERS: (Or dessert if you want to be posh)
Marksy's Sticky Toffee Pudding with thick whipped cream, then coffee and choccy mints. And more booze.

About a hundred thousand calories per sniff, but everyone went home thoroughly-stuffed and happy. Mission accomplished.

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Sounds like you could have stunned a rhino with your breath after that lot.

Dinner with Mr. Carpark -

Starter: 40 Marlboros

Main: 14 cans of Kronenberg - Vodka for the ladies

Dessert: Cadbury's Time Outs

Entertainment: Setting fire to stuff.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 8 2009, 2:44 AM BST

Dinner with Mr. Carpark -

Starter: 40 Marlboros

Main: 14 cans of Kronenberg - Vodka for the ladies

Dessert: Cadbury's Time Outs

Entertainment: Setting fire to stuff.

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