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It's not Christmas, Chip! You rebel.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 7 2009, 11:36 AM BST

It's not Christmas, Chip! You rebel.

:)
Although I've just finished Satsuma three of four and am now starting on Satsuma four of four.

Chip, can you send me a picture of yourself... I want to see if you've turned into a satsuma... and why you feel you have to give satsuma a capital letter is beyond me.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 11:41 AM BST

Chip, can you send me a picture of yourself... I want to see if you've turned into a satsuma...

I haven't had any pictures of mysels taken since I was 11 - pre-dating my satsuma habit.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 11:41 AM BST

and why you feel you have to give satsuma a capital letter is beyond me.

These Satsumas deserve respect.

Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2009, 11:44 AM BST

I haven't had any pictures of mysels taken since I was 11 - pre-dating my satsuma habit.

Why?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 11:47 AM BST

Why?

I don't like pictures of myself. I get uncomfortable seeing myself.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 11:47 AM BST

Why?

He developed vampirism at puberty.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 7 2009, 11:48 AM BST

He developed vampir-ism at puberty.

You can have photos of vampires, can't you? It's just their reflections in mirrors they can't see.

Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2009, 11:48 AM BST

I don't like pictures of myself. I get uncomfortable seeing myself.

Can you just take one, and not look at it, and post it up for us?

Don't try and ruin a shit line, Chip. (I genuinely thought they don't show up in photos - like there's documented proof of this phenomenon.)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 11:52 AM BST

Can you just take one, and not look at it, and post it up for us?

No! :P

Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2009, 11:52 AM BST

No! :P

Teary

I had an amazing cheese and ham omelette, with chopped spring onion and tabasco sauce, at a mate's house, yesterday, which I thought was worth mentioning.

Oh, and I've been drinking a lot of Pepsi Max recently, but I'm sure it's giving me headaches. Has anyone else ever experienced this, after drinking a lot of it?

I'm eating a cheese and tomato sandwich.

Quote: catskillz @ July 7 2009, 2:05 PM BST

Oh, and I've been drinking a lot of Pepsi Max recently, but I'm sure it's giving me headaches. Has anyone else ever experienced this, after drinking a lot of it?

Yes. With any fizzy drinks, if I drink too much, I get heartburn, stomachache and feel wired. I have a rule where I don't drink them after 9pm. Although, I forgot this the other night and drank til one (yes, I'm wild) and didn't even feel tired til 5am.

I've got a Muller Rice - Strawberry.

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