British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 49

Subway. Chicken breast on plainest plain white. No cheese. Toasted. Add a bit of lettuce, some cucumber, tiny pinch of carrot, and a nice big squirt of BBQ sauce. Heavenly.

KFC. F**k yes. If only it wasn't so expensive now. :(

And Chinese... By Christ, I love a Chinese. Had some tonight actually. Unfortunately I don't like any of those three dishes. :(

Crispy aromatic duck all the way though!

Oh God....

A cuddle on the sofa and loads of greasy food is my idea of a romantic night in!

Sod dinner and dancing!

Now that sounds brilliant. :D

What really pisses me off is time, or the lack of it.

I'm sure I've left a whole load of it lying around somewhere:S

You've gone and wasted 10 years of it sleeping!

Lol, no, I wish. *Dreams* Ten years sleep...

I reckon there are huge lumps of unaccounted time stashed away on top of cupboards and inside wardrobes. They say it's bendy:)

oh dear...Manchester City have beaten United in the derby...have a feeling my dad will annoy me by being inanely happy all week

What the f**k has a derby got to do with football anyway? :S

Those poor horses!

its what they call it when two teams from the same place play each other :P

Horses? Derby? Right context? I know this much ( ) about sport.

Except WWE stuff. It's all real you know!

Woohoo! WWE, wrestling is real and I'll be damned to hear a word doubting that fact!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 19, 2007, 6:23 PM

its what they call it when two teams from the same palce play each other :P

Ah. Why can't they call it a f**king "football match". I mean, is the concept too hard for the dullards who watch it to comprehend?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 19, 2007, 6:23 PM

I know this much ( ) about sport.

More than I!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 19, 2007, 6:23 PM

Except WWE stuff. It's all real you know!

Ages since I watched that. Went all gay when they brought in the other companies, and changed the F to an E. :(

I saw Mick Foley (as Cactus Jack) in person once. Now there was a wrestler with style.

apparently so! but I know a few people who would have your skin for saying that!

Ah, a typically dim-witted response, resorting to cowardly violence!

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