And that's if you get permission off the lady too.
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Is Ronseal an effective form of barrier contraception, SlagA?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 4 2009, 3:29 PM BSTIs Ronseal an effective form of barrier contraception, SlagA?
No, but the stench of the stuff works equally well.
Quote: Leevil @ July 4 2009, 3:11 PM BSTAt least your penis is made of wood, that's one step closer to the real thing.
Not when your pet name for it happens to be woodworm.
All this talk makes me want to go and varnish my balls.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 4 2009, 2:58 AM BSTBeen hopelessly in love with her ever since A Room With A View. *sighs*
My brother says that I am her in 'A Room With a View', so 
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2009, 7:12 PM BSTMy brother says that I am her in 'A Room With a View', so
I used to like Julian Sands in the film when I was young. That's pretty weird I think.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 5 2009, 12:40 AM BSTI used to like Julian Sands in the film when I was young. That's pretty weird I think.
It's one of the few films he hasn't been able to ruin by his mere presence. (See: theories of Dr Mark Kermode.)
Ditto the gelfling. (Cannot explain why!) I'd also like to add Gwen from Ben 10 in the episode when she's a grown-up, Betty Rubble, Lorraine Kelly and the pre-coronation queen.
Me as a child elf thingy. 
Ah, bless...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 5 2009, 1:25 AM BSTMe as a child elf thingy.
When I was that age I still had arms which looked like uncooked sausages with elastic bands around them.
You would have been so out of my league... 
I was teased for being skinny and called 'banana eyes.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 5 2009, 1:49 AM BSTI was teased for being skinny and called 'banana eyes.
Not getting 'banana eyes' at all.
A few years ago I went to a primary school re-union and a girl who I'd been to school with said she was surprised I wasn't fat any anymore. I never realised I was fat!! Ach, well, it was only twenty years too late to do anything about it.
P.S.I was chubby, never fat. Honest.
My eyes crinkle up into a banana shape when I laugh.