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The Park Ji-Sung appreciation Society

I just thought this man deserved a thread of his own. Such a quality, hard-working player and is not raved about by the press or anyone. I think he is top draw and is going on the back of my Manchester United shirt when it comes out.

I thought he was in charge of North Korea . . or am I thinking of someone else? :|

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 4 2009, 12:32 AM BST

I thought he was in charge of North Korea . . or am I thinking of someone else? :|

I thought that!

But I would like to say the words
'Liverpool reject'
While I'm here.
:)

Quality player. Agreed. ;)

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 4 2009, 12:55 AM BST

I'd like to say 'Liverpool reject' While I'm here.

Kinda explains a lot then, eh? ;)

PJS is tops but United need some more quality. Losing Ronaldo is bad enough but losing Tevez seems a touch careless.

I don't think Tevez will be a loss. I know he was popular with United fans, but that seems to be mainly 'cause he ran around lots with a determined look on his face.

Quote: Rob H @ July 4 2009, 10:20 AM BST

I don't think Tevez will be a loss. I know he was popular with United fans, but that seems to be mainly 'cause he ran around lots with a determined look on his face.

Is that what peoples faces look like when they are determined?
Jeez.
I'll stick with Apathy.
:D

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 4 2009, 10:25 AM BST

Is that what peoples faces look like when they are determined?
Jeez.
I'll stick with Apathy.
:D

I think that'll be best. :D

This is the song Utd fans sing for Park:

Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse...
You could be Scouse...
Eating rats in a council house!!!

Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 4 2009, 10:35 AM BST

This is the song Utd fans sing for Park:

Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse...
You could be Scouse...
Eating rats in a council house!!!

Laughing out loud But a guilty laugh at that. Btw should it be 'crueller' in your sig?

I approve greatly of the man. I would say he was 'industrious', if I didn't think I was racially stereotyping.

He's a fab player though. We could do with his type down at Bradford.

Actually, we could with any type down at Bradford...

Dan

Quote: SlagA @ July 4 2009, 10:46 AM BST

Btw should it be 'crueller' in your sig?

I was wondering who was going to spot that first
:D

Thanks, I will change it.

Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 4 2009, 11:04 AM BST

I was wondering who was going to spot that first
:D

:D It was rude of me to correct, Sir.

Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 4 2009, 10:35 AM BST

This is the song Utd fans sing for Park:

Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse...
You could be Scouse...
Eating rats in a council house!!!

I like that one, but my personnel favourite is:
He Shoots, He scores, he'll eat your labradors Park Ji Sung, Park Ji Sung

"He's blond, he's slick, his name's a porno flick, Emanuelle, Emanuelle...."
(Petit, Arsenal)

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"
After he revealed he had a mild form of schizophrenia!!

Irish league team Ballymena Utd, (a town out in the sticks which has a large drug problem), their fans used to sing:
"Sheep shagging junkies, we're only sheep shagging junkies, sheep shagging junkies, we're only sheep shagging junkies..."

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