This isn't a who-do-you-fancy thread. It's a who-attracts-you-despite-the-weirdness thread.
Here are my oddities:
Louis Griffin (Family Guy)
Marge Simpson
Mermaids (although perversely not Darryl Hannah)
Fenella Fielding (her voice is spine-tingling)
And the female gelfling (the blonde natch) in Dark Crystal
You ARE weird.
Although you're right about Lois*. 
You're a fictional character, aren't you SlagA?
You attract me, with threads like this. And masks like that.
Quote: Leevil @ July 3 2009, 9:42 PM BSTYou're a fictional character, aren't you SlagA?
You attract me, with threads like this. And masks like that.
You made me spit beer, Sir. So the eternal question re: spit or swallow is answered.
Well, it fell onto my boot. Is that your final answer?
And I vote, Marge Simpson.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 3 2009, 9:41 PM BSTYou ARE weird. Although you're right about Lois*.
I know my weirdness is off the chart 
That Gelfling is above the legal age, yes? And I was younger when I discovered the attraction.
I thought I'd spelled Lois wrong but wasn't sure. Names throw me.
Quote: SlagA @ July 3 2009, 9:47 PM BSTThat Gelfling is above the legal age, yes? And I was younger when I discovered the attraction.
I thought I'd spelled Lois wrong but wasn't sure. Names throw me.
I only noticed because Louis is my middle name.
i used to go to school witth a girl that looked like a Gelf.
When I was kid, I fancied all of the female characters in He-Man.
My mate used to fancy Helen Robinson in neighbours - she was always taking in troubled teenage boys...hmmm.
Oh dear, I looked like that elf thing when I was a child!
Were you the dark crystal of the family?
Quote: Leevil @ July 3 2009, 11:22 PM BSTWere you the dark crystal of the family?
No, we all looked like that. The Village of the Damned kids.
Quote: Timbo @ July 3 2009, 10:33 PM BST
The sauciest of all actresses. Ever. 
<3
Prefer her sans ape make-up, if I'm honest, but it's all good.
She was eerily creepy in the new Terminator movie.