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Things that piss you off Page 48

Quote: Kent Pete @ August 18, 2007, 10:02 PM

Young 18/21 yr olds who leave school/Uni and go straight into the City or Banking etc, infact any career (with possible exception of football and the Arts).

Christ don't they want to see a bit of the world before they get involved in all that shite !

Such a lack of interest in life depresses me in one so young.

I'd love to get a chance to go straight into banking. Make a f**king mint. *pupils turn to £-signs*

Really not sure how footballers particularly are the exception though? :-/

Quote: Gavin @ August 18, 2007, 11:23 PM

nope same shit different postcode really give me the money!!!

Hear, hear!

Quote: Kent Pete @ August 18, 2007, 11:28 PM

My Dad was a bit of a Shit too, but that's for the Psychiatrist's couch not a comedy writer's forum !!.

Well, strictly speaking this isn't a comedy writers' forum. :P

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 18, 2007, 11:29 PM

The reason you get less students traveling after studies is....

A) They are in an alarming heap of debt.

B) You live off £6000 a year and tell me you want to travel the world rather than earn real money!

Exactly. Give it a few years, and we'll really see the damage that the previous few Governments have done to the education system and youth of this country.

(£6,000 seems a bit generous as a student cashflow though!)

Quote: Gavin @ August 18, 2007, 11:31 PM

I love my big fat wage packet I bathe in my money it's lovely.

ROFL. The image I get is just brilliant (just like Cyril Sneer). If I only I could do the same though! (Note to self: Stop buying crap on eBay.)

Quote: Kent Pete @ August 18, 2007, 11:33 PM

Just think it's a case of priorities . So many people are desperate to get into the rat race before they have seen a bit of the world.

Ok, so just how do you propose that they fund this? Now that the top-up fees are coming in, the average student is going to be in some ridiculous sum like £36,000 of debt upon graduation.

In any case, I personally am more than happy to travel in my holidays.

It's £4000 for your loan and £2000 from working in pizza hut. :D

Laughing out loud

I could never get a job whilst I was actually at uni. Got one now though for my sandwich year. Cool

*senses Leevil getting excited*

I hated uni! I did theatre which meant I was surrounded by tiny waisted girls who had two faces and only ate salad!

Yikes.
I loved uni. I want to do one or two more degrees, when I'm old (and rich). It's just an excuse to live in libraries and study things you love all day. Fantastic.
(am geek)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 19, 2007, 1:12 AM

I hated uni! I did theatre which meant I was surrounded by tiny waisted girls who had two faces and only ate salad!

Sounds horrible on all three points!

I quite like a salad. As long as it's inside a burger.

I like salad to but not when it's two lettuce leaves and a slice of cucumber.

I hate all the gunk they put inside burgers.

I have my own special recipe. Pleased

No garlic, I'll wager.

I like everything covered in cheese.

Ew and ew again.

Whatever!

I do love a nice subway! Tuna on honey oat with melted cheese, all the veg apart from olives and hot peppers, and honey mustard sauce with a cookie.

Oh god. Meatball marinara subways with cheese.

Oh baby.

I'm so hungry. :(

Love my subway, love my KFC (full variety meal baby!), and love my chinese (Prawn toast, Pork with veg, and mushroom fried rice).

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