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Businesses NEVER give you something for nothing!

For instance when you see things like the current spate of SALE 70% off
don't think:

"Wow a bargain",

instead think:

"Wow, they wouldn't sell it for less than they paid so 70% off means that the normal markup is at least 333% "

Quote: billwill @ July 3 2009, 12:59 PM BST

You expected to borrow money & never pay it back!!!

Good grief! Your pre Uni education was somewhat deficient wasn't it?

Here's a little tip, engrave it on your soul (or sole)

Businesses NEVER give you something for nothing!

I was being a bit tongue in cheek, but you do get so much money thrown at you and I'm very much a live for today kind of person.

Quote: Leevil @ July 3 2009, 1:05 PM BST

www.free-stuff.co.uk

Ok, not exactly for nothing. But it's very rare I've gone on to purchase any of the free product samples I receive, and quite often, never get any follow up spam.

That's just a variant on advertising; encouraging word-of-mouth recommendations, the cost of a free sample to an occasional individual (quantity controlled by the rules of the competitions) is outweighed by the increased sales caused by the advertising.

Quote: billwill @ July 3 2009, 1:08 PM BST

Businesses NEVER give you something for nothing!

For instance when you see things like the current spate of SALE 70% off
don't think:

"Wow a bargain",

instead think:

"Wow, they wouldn't sell it for less than they paid so 70% off means that the normal markup is at least 333% "

With respect, I think we probably all realise this. It's sort-of how capitalism works (or doesn't, depending on your point of view).

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 3 2009, 1:15 PM BST

With respect, I think we probably all realise this. It's sort-of how capitalism works (or doesn't, depending on your point of view).

>I think we probably all realise this

I very much doubt that the average person thinks it through, however the members of these forums are of above average intelligence.

:O Geek Whistling nnocently

Fair enough. :)

Quote: Rob H @ July 3 2009, 1:10 PM BST

I was being a bit tongue in cheek, but you do get so much money thrown at you and I'm very much a live for today kind of person.

You're responsible for the 'credit crunch'.

Quote: Aaron @ July 3 2009, 2:22 PM BST

You're responsible for the 'credit crunch'.

I'm responsible for my own 'end-of-the-month credit crunch', yes.

I'm largely blameless in terms of the worldwide recession.

Kill him! Burn him!

Aaron is currently waiting on the fecking phone. Unimpressed

Quote: Aaron @ July 3 2009, 2:31 PM BST

Kill him! Burn him!

Aaron is currently waiting on the fecking phone. Unimpressed

I get that shouted at me a lot.

And you'd be better off waiting on a comfortable chair!!! hahahahooohoooheehee. *wipes tears*

Quote: Rob H @ July 3 2009, 2:34 PM BST

And you'd be better off waiting on a comfortable chair!!! hahahahooohoooheehee. *wipes tears*

*cue round of applause from the BBC Light Programme audience in the 1930s*

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 3 2009, 2:41 PM BST

*cue round of applause from the BBC Light Programme audience in the 1930s*

Aw, shucks. Is that the same soundtrack they used for the Pathe newsreel of Hitler re-militarising the Rhineland?

Quote: Rob H @ July 3 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Aw, shucks. Is that the same soundtrack they used for the Pathe newsreel of Hitler re-militarising the Rhineland?

The same audience that Arthur Askey played to, Rob. A drawing-room comedy audience.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 3 2009, 3:05 PM BST

The same audience that Arthur Askey played to, Rob. A drawing-room comedy audience.

Don't make me get my siren out again Tim. :)

Quote: Rob H @ July 3 2009, 3:06 PM BST

Don't make me get my siren out again Tim. :)

*lack of compliment-awareness siren sounds*

Oh, bollocks! >_<

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