Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 2:04 PM BSTChipolata's just been talking to the boss without realising his flies were down.
Well don't look at porn at work then.
Or comedy forums for that matter!
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Quote: bigfella @ July 2 2009, 2:06 PM BSTWell don't look at porn at work then.
Or comedy forums for that matter!
Well, I'm certainly not going to work at work. That's crazy talk.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 2 2009, 2:05 PM BSTAs long as your cock wasn't hanging out.
Would that it were. She's a tasty old bird, who recently had an affair with somebody else.
Roo is enjoying the rain!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 2 2009, 2:08 PM BSTRoo is enjoying the rain!
Lucky bitch! It's a blast furnace here!
It was wierd this morning because it was raining but it was still hot. Now it's coming down a bit more, it's cooler.
It ain't freaking cool here.
*Dances around in a jumper spilling hot cocoa everywhere*
Chipolata's going to make himself a nice big cup of squash.
Orange or lemon?
Quote: bigfella @ July 2 2009, 2:42 PM BSTOrange or lemon?
Orange. With six ice cubes in it.
You crazy bastard!
Quote: bigfella @ July 2 2009, 2:42 PM BSTOrange or lemon?
Oh, what narrow horizons you constrain yourself within, Bigfella.
Quote: Rob H @ July 2 2009, 3:02 PM BSTOh, what narrow horizons you constrain yourself within, Bigfella.
How can you say that to a man who dresses as Henry VIII and launches petitions to clear our streets of scum! He's hardly run of the mill!
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 3:10 PM BSTHow can you say that to a man who dresses as Henry VIII and launches petitions to clear our streets of scum! He's hardly run of the mill!
It matters not when the man limits squash options to orange or lemon without even considering Ribena.
Roo is chilly and needs a sweater.
Gawd bless the South West!