Quote: Leevil @ July 2 2009, 11:50 AM BSTAaron: When I ring this bell, you shall insult the French.
I'm going to Spain on Hols soon. I'm driving again.
It's always a pleasure to drive through France!
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My cat is EVIL! He is blind in one eye, black, really fat and is moody and old.
He would say "look at that dark mass coming towards me, must attack it now, now I'm hungry, attack the thing giving me food, smell the food, chase the shadow, attack the shadow, attack this mass of shadow,, eat time now, attack the food, sleep now, roll over, pretend to be dead so owner freaks out, eat"
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 11:58 AM BSTMy cat is EVIL! He is blind in one eye, black, really fat and is moody and old.
Sounds a bit like Joe Jackson. Especially the evil bit.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 11:58 AM BSTHe would say "look at that dark mass coming towards me, must attack it now, now I'm hungry, attack the thing giving me food, smell the food, chase the shadow, attack the shadow, attack this mass of shadow,, eat time now, attack the food, sleep now, roll over, pretend to be dead so owner freaks out, eat"
Ah, pets. They bring us such pleasure. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 12:03 PM BSTAh, pets. They bring us such pleasure.
What you get up to behind closed doors is your own business. No one is judging.
Quote: Gavin @ July 2 2009, 12:08 PM BSTWhat you get up to behind closed doors is your own business. No one is judging.
Ellie is off to Hyde Park now to see Blur play.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 12:23 PM BSTEllie is off to Hyde Park now to see Blur play.
Have fun. After all, there's no other way... >_<
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 12:23 PM BSTEllie is off to Hyde Park now to see Blur play.
Ohh....Saw them at V98 They were great. Wooo Hoooo!
Yes, have a nice time, E. Watch out for all the people, so many people, all going hand in hand.
Remember to do the dance! The Milk Carton Dance ownz!
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 12:28 PM BSTYes, have a nice time, E. Watch out for all the people, so many people, all going hand in hand.
You should see Danny there I think as well.
Ooh, jealous. Love Blur!
Chipolata's just been talking to the boss without realising his flies were down. 
As long as your cock wasn't hanging out.