Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 11:12 AM BSTBe nice Chip.
Do you sleep in a single bed?
That was nice! It was "banter"!
Also, I sleep in a double bed. But when the cat's in the middle, I'm right at the edge.
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Quote: Rob H @ July 2 2009, 11:15 AM BSTYou remembering the neutering Bigfella?
No Chip drugged me first. Then used a big pair of bolt cutters.
Quote: Gavin @ July 2 2009, 10:55 AM BSTI need a new laptop.
Me too. And a new computer. And a second new computer as a PVR/media centre.
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:33 AM BSTAlso, I sleep in a double bed. But when the cat's in the middle, I'm right at the edge.
Why are you letting the cat win? Fight back Chip.
Isn't Aaron's cat's name Chip?
Quote: bigfella @ July 2 2009, 11:37 AM BSTNo Chip drugged me first. Then used a big pair of bolt cutters.
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 10:58 AM BSTI'm in Iron Bridge. Pop up and see me sometime.
zooo and I will drop by to say hello when we go to one of the sites.*
*This means we'll make you take us there, as we don't drive.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 11:38 AM BSTIsn't Aaron's cat's name Chip?
You've rumbled me. I'm actually Aaron's cat. My posts are a plea for help.
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:01 AM BSTTiberius is. He started out muscular, and once he was neutured it turned to fat. I believe something similar happened to Bigfella.
Quote: bigfella @ July 2 2009, 11:37 AM BSTNo Chip drugged me first. Then used a big pair of bolt cutters.
Because nothing lesser would do the job. 'bigfella' ain't a reference to your bodily girth, is it?
Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2009, 11:39 AM BSTzooo and I will drop by to say hello when we go to one of the sites.*
*This means we'll make you take us there, as we don't drive.
I'm blacklisted from most of the World Heritage sites round here. You touch one 14 year old and...
Quote: Rob H @ July 2 2009, 11:06 AM BSTUnusual setting for a porn film, but I'm willing to suspend my disbelief for the sake of your 'art'.
I don't want to stare in disbelief at his willy suspension!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 11:38 AM BSTIsn't Aaron's cat's name Chip?
Yup!
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:41 AM BSTI'm blacklisted from most of the World Heritage sites round here. You touch one 14 year old and...
You could wait in the car park...? 
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:40 AM BSTYou've rumbled me. I'm actually Aaron's cat. My posts are a plea for help.
I would LOVE to know what Aaron's cat has to say.
Aaron: When I ring this bell, you shall insult the French.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 11:45 AM BSTI would LOVE to know what Aaron's cat has to say.
"Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry."
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 11:45 AM BST
I would LOVE to know what Aaron's cat has to say.
You've probably seen this before, but anyways... Diary of a cat
EDIT: Can't fix the link. Sorry!
Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2009, 11:50 AM BST"Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry. Feed me. I'm hungry."
Mine would say:
"Feed me. I'm hungry. I don't like this. I know I liked it last week but I don't like it now. Find something else. Quick. I'm still hungry. You'll pay tonight if you don't. Loser."