Quote: Rob H @ July 2 2009, 10:25 AM BSTRob has just been reading about Griff's play in Writer's Discussion when he felt a chilly hand upon his shoulder when he realised that Chip had been on the very bus which goes past Rob's humble abode. This might have been the very moment that Chip was being felt up by an East European man.
I feel sullied, and a little bit stalked.
You live in a posh bit of London! You rich!
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 10:26 AM BSTYou live in a posh bit of London! You rich!
I live in a rented flat in Worcester Park. (the hilly bit before North Cheam). I'm hardly Croesus. I take it you're northern Chip; running water and electricity aren't viewed as luxuries down here... 
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 10:26 AM BSTYou live in a posh bit of London! You rich!
He velly velly nice man?
I need a new laptop.
Quote: Rob H @ July 2 2009, 10:28 AM BSTI take it you're northern Chip; running water and electricity aren't viewed as luxuries down here...
I'm in Iron Bridge. Pop up and see me sometime. I'll take you on a coracle ride. 
Chip... is your cat massive?
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 10:58 AM BSTChip... is your cat massive?
Tiberius is. He started out muscular, and once he was neutured it turned to fat. I believe something similar happened to Bigfella. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 10:58 AM BSTI'm in Iron Bridge. Pop up and see me sometime. I'll take you on a coracle ride.
Ah, you and your quaint nothern euphemisms for anal sex?
This still begs the question, what the bloody hell were you doing in Cheam on the 213.That's my bus 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2009, 10:58 AM BSTChip... is your cat massive?
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:01 AM BSTTiberius is. He started out muscular, and once he was neutured it turned to fat. I believe something similar happened to Bigfella.
Boy, was that not the response I was expecting. 
Quote: Rob H @ July 2 2009, 11:03 AM BSTThis still begs the question, what the bloody hell were you doing in Cheam?
I was in Kingston meeting somebody. And then when the meeting was over the woman I was with wanting us to go and see her sister in Cheam.
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:05 AM BSTI was in Kingston meeting somebody. And then when the meeting was over the woman I was with wanting us to go and see her sister in Cheam.
Unusual setting for a porn film, but I'm willing to suspend my disbelief for the sake of your 'art'.
Quote: Rob H @ July 2 2009, 11:06 AM BSTUnusual setting for a porn film, but I'm willing to suspend my disbelief for the sake of your 'art'.
Actually the women were quite hot. And at the end they all hugged me. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:07 AM BST
Actually the women were quite hot. And at the end they all hugged me.
Blimey Chip, hugs! Only 15 bases to go to full intercourse.
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:01 AM BSTTiberius is. He started out muscular, and once he was neutured it turned to fat. I believe something similar happened to Bigfella.
Be nice Chip.
Do you sleep in a single bed?
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2009, 11:01 AM BSTTiberius is. He started out muscular, and once he was neutured it turned to fat. I believe something similar happened to Bigfella.
Quote: bigfella @ July 2 2009, 11:13 AM BST
You remembering the neutering Bigfella? 
