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I'm going to tend to my beautiful garden. Well it will be beautiful when I have finished.

La, lal, la laa...

Quote: Aaron @ July 1 2009, 1:50 PM BST

Aaron is too.

It's clearly the sun and the heat. KILL IT!!!!

*picks up pitchfork*

Quote: Aaron @ July 1 2009, 2:38 PM BST

*picks up pitchfork*

Show-off. Wish I had that kind of energy. :(

Buy yourself an air conditioner and you would!

*relaxes*

Quote: Aaron @ July 1 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Buy yourself an air conditioner and you would!

*relaxes*

How much does such a wonderful device cost?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 1 2009, 11:09 AM BST

Enough with this self-editing! That's sooooo gay!

Don't make me unscrew a jar of whoop-ass on you, Lucas 101. Oh, I will! And I'm the acknowledged master of whoop-ass round these parts!

I love John Grisham books! Your post reminded me of him tooo.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2009, 9:58 AM BST

I sleep with my arms above my head on my back by the way. Apparently, I look like I'm dancing in my sleep.

That's the position I often wake up in. I guess our arms get hot. I almost always sleep naked though. Which is bad for hypothetical emergencies.

Quote: Rob H @ July 1 2009, 2:55 PM BST

How much does such a wonderful device cost?

It was lottts.

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2009, 3:18 PM BST

That's the position I often wake up in. I guess our arms get hot.

That's what you get for having wobbly dinner lady arms.

Chip, stop being horrible. :(

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2009, 3:20 PM BST

Chip, stop being horrible. :(

Sorry! :)

(You wobbly armed loser!) ;)

Hmm, I'll take what I can get.

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2009, 3:23 PM BST

Hmm, I'll take what I can get.

You know I love you, really. :)

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2009, 3:18 PM BST

It was lottts.

Is lottts as much as lotses?

The question's academic; I have neither.

Quote: Rob H @ July 1 2009, 2:55 PM BST

How much does such a wonderful device cost?

Including delivery, just under £170. Well worth the money.

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