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What's the general opinion on that?

Rob has just booked four nights in a Haven holiday park. He worries that this makes him some kind of chav. He is also worried that of all the Havens in all the world, he has booked the one near to Hastings. This makes him think he is a chav. The Burberry speedos seal the deal.

Chipolata was so hot in bed last night he had to peel down one of his blankets. If he's this hot again tonight, he'll seriously think about taking off his bed socks.

Quote: DaButt @ July 1 2009, 2:42 AM BST

What I did yesterday. Sorry about the badd speling.

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This reminds me of a John Grisham book.

The one where he is on Jury duty and they order lunch from the deli everyday.

Quote: bigfella @ July 1 2009, 9:47 AM BST

This reminds me of a John Grisham book.

The one where he is on Jury duty and they order lunch from the deli everyday.

No, it was far more entertaining than a John Grisham book.

Quote: bigfella @ June 30 2009, 5:57 PM BST

Venison burgers are the best.

Which deer park was it?

Charlecote Park.

Quote: Rob H @ July 1 2009, 9:48 AM BST

No, it was far more entertaining than a John Grisham book.

I don't dislike John Grisham.

Quote: chipolata @ July 1 2009, 9:42 AM BST

Chipolata was so hot in bed last night he had to peel down one of his blankets. If he's this hot again tonight, he'll seriously think about taking off his bed socks.

Ellie slept naked last night for the first time ever!

Quote: chipolata @ July 1 2009, 9:53 AM BST

I don't dislike John Grisham.

Damning with faint praise?

Oh, and I do. The big, multi-millionaire, successful wanker.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2009, 9:55 AM BST

Ellie slept naked last night for the first time ever!

I won't believe it unless I see it with my own eyes. Or at the very least a photo.

Quote: Rob H @ July 1 2009, 9:57 AM BST

I won't believe it unless I see it with my own eyes. Or at the very least a photo.

I would never put you guys through that pain... you can just imagine. I sleep with my arms above my head on my back by the way. Apparently, I look like I'm dancing in my sleep.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2009, 9:58 AM BST

I would never put you guys through that pain... you can just imagine. I sleep with my arms above my head on my back by the way. Apparently, I look like I'm dancing in my sleep.

Wasn't that the David Bowie/Mick Jagger song?

And I'll be the judge of how much pain my eyes can endure, thank you very much. You ain't the boss of me.

Quote: Rob H @ July 1 2009, 9:59 AM BST

And I'll be the judge of how much pain my eyes can endure, thank you very much. You ain't the boss of me.

:D I am nowwwwwwww.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2009, 9:55 AM BST

Ellie slept naked last night for the first time ever!

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Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2009, 10:00 AM BST

:D I am nowwwwwwww.

I must have missed that memo.

Oh, very well. Do with me what you will. :$

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2009, 9:58 AM BST

I would never put you guys through that pain... you can just imagine. I sleep with my arms above my head on my back by the way. Apparently, I look like I'm dancing in my sleep.

I sleep wedged between two pillows, whilst holding another pillow to my head.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2009, 9:55 AM BST

Ellie slept naked last night for the first time ever!

Oh, and I normally sleep naked. It's not a pretty sight.

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