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After last nights match our Scottish friend has no chance of winning Wimbledon. He can't get his first serve in and a 2 year old could return his second.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Watching the match now, she looks like she has a beer gut / early term pregnancy. It's weird because she is in great shape and yet still has a gut.

She also wears shirts that ride up her belly, thus emphasising the tum-tum even more.

Not that I'm obsessed by it.

Ha.
Oh well. Maybe she is pregnant!
Some people do have a tummy though, no matter how muscular they are. Especially women.

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2009, 4:51 PM BST

Some people do have a tummy though, no matter how muscular they are. Especially women.

Muffin tops! Where women really lose out is on the cellulite / stretch mark front. I've known girls who've tried everything and yet it still persists.

We can put a man on the moon...etc.

Anyway, back to female tennis players - every time I see Serena Williams, I want to do an Austin Powers and rip off her hair and yell 'It's a man baby!'.

Hence why I'm no longer allowed on Centre Court (well that and my misinterpretation of the phrase ball-girl). Whistling nnocently

I think Serena's quite attractive in a domineering Negro woman kind of way.

Quote: chipolata @ June 30 2009, 5:31 PM BST

I think Serena's quite attractive in a domineering Negro woman kind of way.

:O Racist.

Boys get stretch marks too! No idea about cellulite though.
I wouldn't expect a sportsperson (save pub games) to have muffin top, a rounded tummy is something different though.

I want to see a pic now. Have spent so long flipping talking about her bits and pieces.

Quote: don rushmore @ June 30 2009, 5:32 PM BST

:O Racist.

And after you changed your sig.
Shame...

Image

Erm...
I guess it must have developed since.
(Unless you've shagged too many of those models. Stomachs aren't meant to be concave y'know.) ;)

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2009, 5:38 PM BST

Erm...
I guess it must have developed since.
(Unless you've shagged too many of those models. Stomachs aren't meant to be concave y'know.) ;)

No one's going to put a picture up that makes her look bad. She's made it through to the semis, so watch it when it's on - it's on the BBC, a popular indie channel on Sky.:P

Particularly when she's not serving and is bent over slightly, she has a gut - not Bernard Manning huge, but just weird looking.

Now go do some crunches girly, get that tummy flat. ;)

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2009, 5:38 PM BST

Boys get stretch marks too!

Surely not
:$

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2009, 6:28 PM BST

No one's going to put a picture up that makes her look bad.

:S
Have you not met Google?

Well, this year's tournament has been, by and large, tedious.
I liked it when the roof closed though. It had personality.

Which sister's which? They're like Dick and Dom to me. Only, y'know, statueque tennis players.

I just hope Ant and Dec never have to play each other in the Men's Singles Final. It'll be a nightmare.

Of course, they wouldn't be able to change ends.

What's with all the military?

*edit*Badge, I just got that. Laughing out loud

Quote: Badge @ July 4 2009, 3:53 PM BST

Of course, they wouldn't be able to change ends.

Laughing out loud

(Sorry, Badge, took me a moment or two...)

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