After last nights match our Scottish friend has no chance of winning Wimbledon. He can't get his first serve in and a 2 year old could return his second.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2009, 3:27 PM BSTWatching the match now, she looks like she has a beer gut / early term pregnancy. It's weird because she is in great shape and yet still has a gut.
She also wears shirts that ride up her belly, thus emphasising the tum-tum even more.
Not that I'm obsessed by it.
Ha.
Oh well. Maybe she is pregnant!
Some people do have a tummy though, no matter how muscular they are. Especially women.
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2009, 4:51 PM BSTSome people do have a tummy though, no matter how muscular they are. Especially women.
Muffin tops! Where women really lose out is on the cellulite / stretch mark front. I've known girls who've tried everything and yet it still persists.
We can put a man on the moon...etc.
Anyway, back to female tennis players - every time I see Serena Williams, I want to do an Austin Powers and rip off her hair and yell 'It's a man baby!'.
Hence why I'm no longer allowed on Centre Court (well that and my misinterpretation of the phrase ball-girl). 
I think Serena's quite attractive in a domineering Negro woman kind of way.
Quote: chipolata @ June 30 2009, 5:31 PM BSTI think Serena's quite attractive in a domineering Negro woman kind of way.
Racist.
Boys get stretch marks too! No idea about cellulite though.
I wouldn't expect a sportsperson (save pub games) to have muffin top, a rounded tummy is something different though.
I want to see a pic now. Have spent so long flipping talking about her bits and pieces.
Quote: don rushmore @ June 30 2009, 5:32 PM BST
And after you changed your sig.
Shame...
Erm...
I guess it must have developed since.
(Unless you've shagged too many of those models. Stomachs aren't meant to be concave y'know.) 
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2009, 5:38 PM BSTErm...
I guess it must have developed since.
(Unless you've shagged too many of those models. Stomachs aren't meant to be concave y'know.)
No one's going to put a picture up that makes her look bad. She's made it through to the semis, so watch it when it's on - it's on the BBC, a popular indie channel on Sky.
Particularly when she's not serving and is bent over slightly, she has a gut - not Bernard Manning huge, but just weird looking.
Now go do some crunches girly, get that tummy flat.
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2009, 5:38 PM BSTBoys get stretch marks too!
Surely not 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2009, 6:28 PM BSTNo one's going to put a picture up that makes her look bad.
Have you not met Google?
Well, this year's tournament has been, by and large, tedious.
I liked it when the roof closed though. It had personality.
Which sister's which? They're like Dick and Dom to me. Only, y'know, statueque tennis players.
I just hope Ant and Dec never have to play each other in the Men's Singles Final. It'll be a nightmare.
Of course, they wouldn't be able to change ends.
What's with all the military?
*edit*Badge, I just got that. 
Quote: Badge @ July 4 2009, 3:53 PM BSTOf course, they wouldn't be able to change ends.
(Sorry, Badge, took me a moment or two...)