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Pervy Nation

I have been living in Germany for the last 14 years so don't know if this is normal now in Europe, or whether Germans are just total perverts?

Last week one evening I went to the cash point, in the corner obviously out of view of the camera (I suppose) there was an old bearded bloke standing next to the machine for getting your bank statements and a tramp on his knees. I had obviously interrupted a blow job, just ignored them, got my cash and left, bit difficult to know how to react in these situations.

In our town there are two places they call swinger clubs, where pairs pay to visit, drink and screw anybody else who's in there, I know quite a few pairs who admit to going to these places.

I used to travel a lot and in Germany you have to be careful where you stop on the motorway if you need the toilet at night. A lot of motorway parking places with just parking and a public loo are popular meeting places for people who just want to go out for a screw without the hassle of talking to each other or dating first. Some of them are gay some straight, I pulled into one place last year and saw a car where there were obviously a pair getting at it inside with a group of blokes looking through the windows playing with themselves. Honest, this did happen! You can find listings of all the motorway bogs on internet with grading points.

Is this normal now everywhere or are Germans just extreme pervy?

Quote: hey_nonny @ June 29 2009, 1:17 PM BST

or are Germans just extreme pervy?

Well that's just a given.

But like sootyj tells me; it happens everywhere.

What is it with tramps? My mate woke up in a park being sucked off by one once! What's the world coming to?

As for Germans, I don't know for sure if you're any pervier than the rest of us, but certainly your porn is at the grubbier end of a rather filthy spectrum.

Germans are a bit pervier, but I think the UK is catching up. I've been flashed at most of all by French men and Italian men have done the most bottom pinching.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 29 2009, 1:31 PM BST

What is it with tramps? My mate woke up in a park being sucked off by one once!

Why would anyone ever admit to having this happen to them?

When I was in the Army one mate complained about being tied face down on a bed by a Cypriot prostitute before being rogered by some bloke. We constantly took the piss out of him for about 10 years.

Quote: hey_nonny @ June 29 2009, 2:02 PM BST

Why would anyone ever admit to having this happen to them?

Better to get that stuff out in the open so as not to let it fester I say.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 29 2009, 1:31 PM BST

My mate woke up in a park being sucked off by one once!

A 'friend', you say? Hmmmm....

I once lived with a guy who was a loud and obessive masturbator. You knew he was doing it because every minute or two he would make this loud groaning grunt like a cow in a cement mixer then he would come out and announce he had just had a wank. Made us all cringe.

No, it wasn't Chip!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 29 2009, 2:06 PM BST

A 'friend', you say? Hmmmm....

His name was Richard and it was part of his "Can I be your housemate?" pitch. The unconventional angle won me over.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 29 2009, 2:06 PM BST

I once lived with a guy who was a loud and obessive masturbator. You knew he was doing it because every minute or two he would make this loud groaning grunt like a cow in a cement mixer then he would come out and announce he had just had a wank. Made us all cringe.

No, it wasn't Chip!

Not the sort of person you want to shake hands with then

He was WIERD. He still didn't top crazy pee on our own doorstep girl for worse flatmate but it's close.

We do have it here. It's called Dogging and there are several well=known exponents including ex-footballers and EastEnders actors.

So is dogging where a couple goes and has sex and lets people watch, or is it that you have sex with a stranger and let people watch.

Or is it both.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 29 2009, 2:07 PM BST

His name was Richard and it was part of his "Can I be your housemate?" pitch. The unconventional angle won me over.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2009, 4:47 PM BST

So is dogging where a couple goes and has sex and lets people watch, or is it that you have sex with a stranger and let people watch.

Or is it both.

Both, I think. *thinks*

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2009, 4:47 PM BST

So is dogging where a couple goes and has sex and lets people watch, or is it that you have sex with a stranger and let people watch.

Or is it both.

Well in my case - sorry - no! I think it's either.

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