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Quote: zooo @ June 28 2009, 5:35 PM BST

Get rid of benefits!
Bring back the mines, like you said earlier.
90% of the people on benefits would rather quickly get themselves normal jobs!

You said you were a liberal lefty earlier zooo!

People should work for their benfits for sure.

The unemployed that is.

Quote: zooo @ June 28 2009, 5:35 PM BST

Get rid of benefits!
Bring back the mines, like you said earlier.
90% of the people on benefits would rather quickly get themselves normal jobs!

I think he was talking about mines as prisons, not as jobs...

Yes, I know, so was I.

Quote: bigfella @ June 28 2009, 5:36 PM BST

But if they have gone to prison,they won't get benifits then, how do they pay the NHS from prison. Assest grap?

Yup, assets and direct taxation from the person's wages, should they ever be released. Of course, I believe they earn small amounts from the jobs they do on the inside.

Make them pay for their own meals in prison too. (Bread and water, nothing else.)

Quote: bigfella @ June 28 2009, 5:38 PM BST

You said you were a liberal lefty earlier zooo!

When it comes to nice fluffy bunnies rights and nice fluffy gays who want to get married and stuff.

Not nasty smelly criminals.

:)

Quote: zooo @ June 28 2009, 5:35 PM BST

Get rid of benefits!
Bring back the mines, like you said earlier.
90% of the people on benefits would rather quickly get themselves normal jobs!

Combined with forcing employers to consider a certain number of places for people who are usually excluded. We should not be hiring around the world because employers won't consider disabled Britains.

Quote: sootyj @ June 28 2009, 5:39 PM BST

We should not be hiring around the world because employers won't consider disabled Britains.

Agreed.

Thats all that sorted then! Phew...I'm knackard.

Quote: Aaron @ June 28 2009, 5:39 PM BST

Make them pay for their own meals in prison too. (Bread and water, nothing else.)

Some American prisons (mainly in the south) have large farms where the inmates grow their own food. Our prisons should be as self-sustaining as possible. Want to eat? Grow something. Want to watch television? Crank a generator. Want a pillow? Pluck a chicken. ;)

Poor chickens!

Ah, there's my lefty side. Phew. Thought it had died.

Nah Open University at high volume 24 hours a day.
They'll go made or be educated.

Quote: Aaron @ June 28 2009, 5:39 PM BST

Make them pay for their own meals in prison too. (Bread and water, nothing else.)

Thats quite a good idea.

I suppose they would have to have some protin and vitimins as well - but they would be extra.

Or get their familes to send them food.

That way we can get the costs down and get more places.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_loaf

This is the answer to prison food I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Bringing back national service as well, that would help a lot of things.

Yes and train anyone who likes like becoming a nuisance in the future as a suicide bomber.

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