At uni, one night I heard loads of banging and crashing in the kitchen. Thinking it was a drunk flatmate, I went to help and found a pigeon had flown in the window. Took me forever to remove it and it pooped everywhere. 
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We had a sparrow fly into our family's beat up station wagon when I was a kid. My God, birds poop a lot when they're scared.
I hit a pigeon on the motorway I was in the fast lane and couldn't swerve. That one didn't poop much...only spewed it's own organs.
Quote: Gavin @ June 28 2009, 3:24 PM BSTI hit a pigeon on the motorway I was in the fast lane and couldn't swerve. That one didn't poop much...only spewed it's own organs.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 28 2009, 2:08 PM BSTThen log off and GO!!!!
I did and I did make it (gig started late and I was on, on the second half), went well, new material so always worried, but went down well, what I remembered.
So what did I miss?
Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 28 2009, 6:51 PM BSTSo what did I miss?
We've hammered out the reform of the UK penal system while you were away.
Quote: DaButt @ June 28 2009, 6:53 PM BSTWe've hammered out the reform of the UK penal system while you were away.
Good boys, can you work on the lack of software engineer jobs in Kent next, would really appreciate it 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ June 28 2009, 3:06 PM BSTWe had a sparrow fly into our family's beat up station wagon when I was a kid. My God, birds poop a lot when they're scared.
It's logical... Dumping weight so they can fly better.
Quote: billwill @ June 28 2009, 7:24 PM BSTIt's logical... Dumping weight so they can fly better.
So why isn't it acceptable for Olympic athletes to shit themselves while competing?
(Yes, I know there's a famous photo of a runner doing exactly that.)
What the hell - I've been texted twice within 5 minutes about the score of a football/soccer match. AM I NOT IN THE U S OF A?
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?
Hitler tried to finish a race.
Hehe!!
Aaron loathes this weather with every fibre of his being, and is browsing the web for air conditioners.
I barely slept at all last night. Plus it didn't help I had two cats on the bed with me.
Ellie is glad she ran her 5k Race For Life in 27.27 minutes yesterday.