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How do you deal with despondency? Page 3

Quote: Curt @ June 26 2009, 4:29 PM BST

What's the best way to make yourself despondent?

Live in England.

Unimpressed

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 26 2009, 7:56 AM BST

I take a casual walk round a hospital to remind myself how lucky I am.

What do you do?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2009, 1:29 PM BST

I watch Bargin Hunt. Seeing a pair of inbred mutants nearly exploding in orgasmic joy because they made a whopping profit of £21 is beyond belief.

Do NOT diss the Hunt. Sometimes they have really cute girls on there, and at least two of the experts are highly saucable. It's fun, and I LOVE it!

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2009, 11:51 AM BST

I make lots of lists. :)
I only get despondent because things are in a mess/getting on top of me.
If I organise everything, I can plan a way to make it better.

Wise words from the zooostress.

Quote: Balf @ June 26 2009, 9:59 PM BST

Do NOT diss the Hunt. Sometimes they have really cute girls on there, and at least two of the experts are highly saucable. It's fun, and I LOVE it!

I'm loving Dickinsons real deal.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 26 2009, 4:32 PM BST

I call my friends... or have some "girly alone time" with a shower head.

I briefly went out with a girl who told me she had fun with a shower head, but I completely misunderstood her and thought she meant she was unscrewing it from the bathroom wall and using it as a novel type of dildo. The water aspect didn't even enter my mind.

I'm too innocent. Teary

Nice. I love euphamisms - particulary Hanging with Dr Fives, Number Five Alive and for those special moments, Johnny Five.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 26 2009, 7:56 AM BST

I take a casual walk round a hospital to remind myself how lucky I am.

What do you do?

I visit leper colonies and laugh and point at them.

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