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He didn't. He admitted to I think 2 or 3 operations on his face.

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2009, 4:06 PM BST

He didn't. He admitted to I think 2 or 3 operations on his face.

He claimed to have had a minor operation to fix a breathing problem and his cleft chin. Bullshit.

Quote: DaButt @ June 26 2009, 4:05 PM BST

Jackson claimed he didn't have plastic surgery, so his denials about his strange behavior with young boys is suspect, in my opinion.

Well, lying about plastic surgery and lying about raping children are quite different to my mind!

(I'm not saying he definitely didn't by the way, I don't know obviously.)

Quote: DaButt @ June 26 2009, 4:09 PM BST

He claimed to have had a minor operation to fix a breathing problem and his cleft chin. Bullshit.

You just said he denied it all, make your mind up! ;)

We can believe he did, or believe he didn't. Neither camp has any more proof than the other, so there's really no point arguing over it.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 26 2009, 4:12 PM BST

Well, lying about plastic surgery and lying about raping children are quite different to my mind!

Of course. One is so obvious that you'd have to be a fool to even try lying about it. As for the paedo bit, who wouldn't lie about something like that?

I think Jackson was weird enough that raping may have been out of his league. It was probably more like "Hey, let's take a bath and wash each other's backs. Then you can sit on my lap and I'll read Peter Pan to you before we cuddle together in bed at naptime."

He did it. Leevil told me he was there and saw it happen.

Quote: DaButt @ June 26 2009, 4:21 PM BST

I think Jackson was weird enough that raping may have been out of his league. It was probably more like "Hey, let's take a bath and wash each other's backs. Then you can sit on my lap and I'll read Peter Pan to you before we cuddle together in bed at naptime."

Sounds quite fun!

Quote: Curt @ June 26 2009, 4:21 PM BST

He did it. Leevil told me he was there and saw it happen.

Yeah, Leevil saw it happen. He never joined in. No sir. Never stripped down to a speedo that was two sizes two small and paraded his wares in front of Jacko like a common tart. Not Leevil.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 26 2009, 4:23 PM BST

Yeah, Leevil saw it happen. He never joined in. No sir. Never stripped down to a speedo that was two sizes two small and paraded his wares in front of Jacko like a common tart. Not Leevil.

Ahhh, you must have seen the tape then.

Already I've seen a load of what has to be said tasteless gags about Michael Jackson and his death - and these were on the QI forum!

I mean, yes, we can all make jokes about Jackson, but leave it a couple of days first. I don't need to know that he actually died of food poisoning by eating some 12 year old nuts.

Quote: Ian Wolf @ June 26 2009, 4:36 PM BST

Already I've seen a load of what has to be said tasteless gags about Michael Jackson and his death - and these were on the QI forum!

I mean, yes, we can all make jokes about Jackson, but leave it a couple of days first. I don't need to know that he actually died of food poisoning by eating some 12 year old nuts.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Goooooold I did not see that last part coming *no pun intended*...ok maybe.

Obviously Michael Jackson was totally innocent. That's why the local sheriff's department and courthouse spent millions trying to have him convicted.

Because he was different. (Oh and he put his gloved hand down kiddies trunks).

And while we're on the subject - O.J. was innocent too.

Up to page 12 I see. My turn.

Did anyone else think it was a publicity stunt at first?

When I left early this morning tickets were still there on eBay; the most expensive was for £10mill for two tickets giving the full VIP treatment . I have just checked and now all there is is a hotel room and some coach tickets from Norwich to London.

Can you imagine how sick to the stomach the fans are, especially the ones who shelled-out plenty. How would that work out do you think because I can imagine the sellers of the tickets sold months ago on eBay have already spent the money.

Nightmare situation!

Mind you, Michael Jackson will make more money now than he has ever done, but most of that will probably go to paying off his debts. HMV had a display 'front 'n' centre' as soon as I walked through their doors earlier.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Obviously Michael Jackson was totally innocent. That's why the local sheriff's department and courthouse spent millions trying to have him convicted.

Because he was different. (Oh and he put his gloved hand down kiddies trunks).

And while we're on the subject - O.J. was innocent too.

Yawn.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Obviously Michael Jackson was totally innocent. That's why the local sheriff's department and courthouse spent millions trying to have him convicted.

They did fail, though, to find him guilty of anything. And lots of innocent people are taken to court. Again, I'm not saying he was innocent, I don't know obviously.

At the end of the day, he made some great music, I don't really care about all the scandal.

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