Custard cream. It says in the rest of the poem which I WON'T POST BECAUSE OF THE SHAME!!!!
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Hmmm, good choice. Absorbent yet fashionable.
*refuses to give into temptation to make ginger nuts joke*
I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
Quote: Rob H @ June 26 2009, 3:14 PM BST*refuses to give into temptation to make ginger nuts joke*
Aw.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 26 2009, 3:13 PM BSTCustard cream. It says in the rest of the poem which I WON'T POST BECAUSE OF THE SHAME!!!!
I did think that, but dismissed it out of hand.
Strange choice. You're right Roo, he was a nutter. 
I really thought it'd have been a circular biscuit!
It's too awful for words! 
Okay. I will stop bugging you and get back to my terrible constructions then. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 26 2009, 3:15 PM BST
Erm, no. I don't want Elliot all 
with me.
And besides, I don't have ginger nuts. Though my beard does grow through ginger, which is odd. 
I knew you'd say that! I almost clarified but 
!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 26 2009, 3:16 PM BSTI really thought it'd have been a circular biscuit!
Agreed. Eyes are round. Ergo eye-biscuits should be round also.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 26 2009, 3:18 PM BSTI knew you'd say that! I almost clarified but
How did you know about the beard thing? That's well weird.
Magic.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 26 2009, 12:17 PM BSTLiiike...
My name is Robyn, and
I am 17 years old, living
In London....rather than...
My name is Robyn.
I am 17 years old.
I live in London.The sentences flow on through the lines, rather than having full stops at the end of each line.
Well that one at least makes sense with one read!
The new lines are pointless, basically.
Bemused. Went to a show last night where they sat you in a wheelchair, blind folded you, tied your hands and pushed you around a room. The experiences included feeling a guys hair and face which was unnerving to say the least, being stood up and pushed flat on to a bed whilst the woman doing it mounted you then she rolled over and had a chat. Having my leg felt and my hair stroked and being touched in various places and with various things on my little journey. With what of course I don't know cos like, I couldn't see...like.
What
the
f**k.
Was this just a fancy specialist prostitute?
Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2009, 4:03 PM BSTBemused. Went to a show last night where they sat you in a wheelchair, blind folded you, tied your hands and pushed you around a room. The experiences included feeling a guys hair and face which was unnerving to say the least, being stood up and pushed flat on to a bed whilst the woman doing it mounted you then she rolled over and had a chat. Having my leg felt and my hair stroked and being touched in various places and with various things on my little journey. With what of course I don't know cos like, I couldn't see...like.
What the hell? Link to show info?