Michael Jackson

2 DEMONS ARE TALKING EXASPERATED.

DEMON1
Shit f**k, f**k shit. I've never had to get this much organised so fast. It's worse than when Hitler died and we had to organise his Barmitzvah and circumcission on the same day.

DEMON2
The boss does love ironic punishments. This can't be worse than when Elvis died and we had to find a 500lb peanut butter and banana sandwich.

DEMON1
Yeh greedy f**ker ate it and then cried we were torturing him by puting him on a diet. So what can be so bad, what can the Boss possibly want us to organise?

DEMON2
We need to find 50 12 year old boys built like Mike Tyson with 3 foot cocks.

DEMON1
Oh right Micheal Jackson's dead.

Impeccable timing.

Quick off the mark and good too.

I liked Richard Herring's comment last night: "It's the cherubs I'm worried about."

But Sooty's scenario seems more probable.

Poor sketch in all honesty that one Sooty.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ June 26 2009, 2:43 PM BST

I liked Richard Herring's comment last night: "It's the cherubs I'm worried about."

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That's pretty funny though.

Quote: sootyj @ June 25 2009, 11:07 PM BST

2 DEMONS ARE TALKING EXASPERATED.

DEMON1
Shit f**k, f**k shit. I've never had to get this much organised so fast. It's worse than when Hitler died and we had to organise his Barmitzvah and circumcission on the same day.

DEMON2
The boss does love ironic punishments. This can't be worse than when Elvis died and we had to find a 500lb peanut banana and banana sandwich.

DEMON1
Yeh greedy f**ker ate it and then cried we were torturing him by puting him on a diet. So what can be so bad, what can the Boss possibly want us to organise?

DEMON2
We need to find 50 12 year old boys built like Mike Tyson with 3 foot cocks.

DEMON1
Oh right Micheal Jackson's dead.

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I think jokes about people who have just died are pretty disgusting to be honest.

Alot of them float around on texts too and I think it is vile.

Its not a good sketch, and couldn't give a f**k about timing.

A loathsome dead pedarist is as loathsome as a live pedarist what ever the time of death.

All else is hypocrasy.

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2009, 6:23 PM BST

A loathsome dead pedarist is as loathsome as a live pedarist what ever the time of death.

All else is hypocrasy.

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Alledged Sooty.

Yup and Fred West was never proven guilty either.

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2009, 6:41 PM BST

Yup and Fred West was never proven guilty either.

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Erm. He was.

Never went to trial he "commited suicide" in his cell.

Rose was tried.

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2009, 7:02 PM BST

Never went to trial he "commited suicide" in his cell.

Rose was tried.

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Oh, congratulations, you win!

This is still a poor sketch though, so no one wins really!

In your view sir!

Though it probably isn't that good.

No more died-white Christmases for Jacko, eh?

Yeah, it was a nice gag, , the lines previous were all good and I agree the punch line was well timed, subject matter? Well, it's all just a matter of opinion