Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 26 2009, 12:31 PM BSTThere are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in
But there ever so small
That's why the rain is thin.
THERE ???
They're
Status report Page 800
I bet it's not, Ruby!
I try with mine, but it always ends up a bit awful and try-hard, I think.
Quote: Rob H @ June 26 2009, 2:31 PM BSTQuite how I managed to be both banal and pretentious in such huge quantities is a mystery to me. Still, it got me laid a few times, so I shouldn't complain.
Ah, excellent, I now have that cool nickname for you, Rob. How about 'Sex Rob'?
Quote: billwill @ June 26 2009, 2:34 PM BSTTHERE ???
They're
I was gonna do that, then thought it'd be too Aaron.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 26 2009, 2:05 PM BSTRoo can't believe there is 801 pages on a thread that she started when she was sleepy and bored!
Well it's the BCG version of Twitter ennit?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 26 2009, 2:35 PM BSTAh, excellent, I now have that cool nickname for you, Rob. How about 'Sex Rob'?
That makes me sound like a rapist.
"Here, does my poem smell like chloroform?'
Quote: Rob H @ June 26 2009, 2:37 PM BSTThat makes me sound like a rapist.
Well as long as you merely sound like one, there shouldn't be a problem, SexRob.
Quote: billwill @ June 26 2009, 2:34 PM BSTTHERE ???
They're
Hey, I din't type it up, it's a copy and paste job.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 26 2009, 2:35 PM BSTI bet it's not, Ruby!
Oh really?
The Nutter
The Nutter is stood next to me,
His parrot is perplexing me,
I wish that he'd stop shouting at the seagulls passing by.
He claims they stole his Ford Capri,
So now he's catching the bus with me.
I notice he has taped a biscuit over his left eye.
Only the Vogons beat me. 
It's surreal, but my no means dumb! My poetry is much worse by far, and much too long to post without you all reading them and killing yourselves. 
That was only a tiny bit of that one. I'm not posting the rest. They don't take long to come up with which is the scary part.
Anyone bothered enough can just bore themselves with my DeviantArt anyway!
I am arty but that's something else I keep to myself 
.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 26 2009, 2:55 PM BSTOh really?
The Nutter
The Nutter is stood next to me,
His parrot is perplexing me,
I wish that he'd stop shouting at the seagulls passing by.
He claims they stole his Ford Capri,
So now he's catching the bus with me.
I notice he has taped a biscuit over his left eye.Only the Vogons beat me.
What kind of biscuit was it? The people need to know.
I'm guessing it was a Gingernut, somehow?