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Happy Birthday David Chapman Page 3

Quote: PhQnix @ June 26 2008, 6:44 PM BST

Happy Birthday David!

Laziest birthday greetings ever. :P

(Just kidding, Happy Birthday!)

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 26 2009, 1:50 AM BST

Happy birthday, Mr Chapman. Outlived MJ, who'd have thought it? :)

:)

Happy birthday Dave.

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 26 2009, 1:50 AM BST

Happy birthday, Mr Chapman. Outlived MJ, who'd have thought it? :)

He outlived Moses, so Michael Jackson wasn't too much of a stretch by now.

Quote: Aaron @ June 26 2009, 2:00 AM BST

He outlived Moses, so Michael Jackson wasn't too much of a stretch by now.

Moses is dead!? What a night! :O

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 26 2009, 2:07 AM BST

Moses is dead!? What a night! :O

And Aaron knew!

The conspiracy theories start here.

Item: zooo's birthday
Item: chapmans's birthday
Item: Aaron first to know about Moses' death
Item: Uri Gellar is a fraudulent c**t...

It all begins to add up now.

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 26 2009, 2:12 AM BST

Item: Uri Gellar is a fraudulent c**t...

No, he's just bent.

ker-ching!

Happy Birthday, David!

Hello Chappers! Happy Birthday old...er, chappers.

Here be a Berfday Shanty just for ye -

Happy Birthday dear Chappers
You like big slappers
But they make the romance bed very hot
So make sure the room is well ventilated
Sexually related heat stroke is no laughing matter

Have a great one!

Hippy Bathday Chappers!

HB David.

Have a good one big man!

Happy Birthday!!!!!

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