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Blimey. I've got to do a presentation! Page 3

Quote: David Bussell @ June 25 2009, 4:24 PM BST

*walks away despondently*

With 'The Hulk' end credit music playing softly . . .

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 25 2009, 4:24 PM BST

With 'The Hulk' end credit music playing softly . . .

...thumbing a ride and wearing a rucksack...

Quote: Craig H @ June 25 2009, 4:24 PM BST

...like rapping the most violent verse and shouting peace at the end of it.

I actually don't mind Tim. Seems genuinely talented (although I wish he'd get another avatar!). But if he can dish it out about the likes of Susan Nickson he should be able to take it. :)

Quote: David Bussell @ June 25 2009, 4:25 PM BST

...thumbing a ride and wearing a rucksack...

. . . then getting picked up by a trucker, who at first seems friendly, but later that night rapes the f**k out of him; leaving his bloody, half dead body in a ditch. Which has poo in it. And piss.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 25 2009, 4:27 PM BST

. . . then getting picked up by a trucker, who at first seems friendly, but later that night rapes the f**k out of him; leaving his bloody, half dead body in a ditch. Which has poo in it. And piss.

Yeah, I wasn't sure about Ang Lee's Hulk...

Quote: Craig H @ June 25 2009, 4:04 PM BST

I trust this is okay with you M'lord?

Yes, I'll allow it.

By the way, any idea what has happened to Tom G?

Quote: chipolata @ June 25 2009, 4:26 PM BST

I actually don't mind Tim. Seems genuinely talented (although I wish he'd get another avatar!). But if he can dish it out about the likes of Susan Nickson he should be able to take it. :)

However wrong that was, it wasn't personal abuse, i.e. not deliberately referring to anything factual about her life. It was stupid and horrible and disrepectful, but I didn't try and cover myself by putting a smiley face after it. The post was deleted. I apologised both directly and indirectly to Ms Nickson. I went into rehab for a month due to my alcholism and am in AA and not being a drunken prick as a result. I'm all for insightful, witty and sarcastic banter but, other than that example, I don't think you'll find that I have posted anything that could be construed as a truly personal dig at someone. Anything regarding "name-dropping" or "suicide attempts" or "estranged children" has been only ever mentioned by me (sparingly) in appropriate threads. I don't think any of those references characterise my outlook or my general involvement on this site.

I can take anything you care to throw at me. That's not really the point though (if you care to think about it), is it? All the best.

Quote: don rushmore @ June 25 2009, 4:33 PM BST

Yes, I'll allow it.

By the way, any idea what has happened to Tom G?

lol. Thank you.

No idea about Tom and couldn't care less.

I have nowt more to say on the matter. Life's far too short.

Congrats to Mikey on his presentation, BTW. :)

Quote: Griff @ June 25 2009, 4:47 PM BST

I like both Chip and the new Tim and I don't want to see either of them banned by the Bandage-slayer so can't you both just agree to hate Coming Of Age and go kill a kitten or something.

Bandage fell on his own sword. :)

What did bandage do? Dish it up, cookie!

Laughing out loud Oh Griff. Bless you. The day Bandage is banned will be the day any credible argument can be made otherwise.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 25 2009, 4:57 PM BST

What did bandage do? Dish it up, cookie!

Bandage broke site rules and then left when he was reprimanded for it.

Bandage wasn't banned! Not even close. He can come back any time he likes. :)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 25 2009, 4:27 PM BST

. . . then getting picked up by a trucker, who at first seems friendly, but later that night rapes the f**k out of him; leaving his bloody, half dead body in a ditch. Which has poo in it. And piss.

Yup where I dropped you off last time.
If you don't like my piss ditch rape evenings you should really stop accepting rides from me.

How the hell can a thread on presentations turn into a minor scuffle and then a "We want Bandage back" (which we all do) in a few bloody hours, eh?

I've been on here more times the last few days than the previous month: moral being I have to stay away more often?

So anyone else doing a presentation. :P

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