Quote: chipolata @ June 25 2009, 11:13 AM BSTBound around like an over-eager puppy. Expect to get intio the BBC College of Comedy every time you enter. And load your signatures in comedy forums with a ridiculous number of links that nobody in their right mind would ever click on.
Bitchy! Cat Fight! Ets, Etc.
Quote: chipolata @ June 25 2009, 11:13 AM BSTBound around like an over-eager puppy. Expect to get intio the BBC College of Comedy every time you enter. And load your signatures in comedy forums with a ridiculous number of links that nobody in their right mind would ever click on.
Daaaaaaamn, Mikey J, you just got macked, yo!
Quote: Craig H @ June 25 2009, 10:01 AM BSTHow did it go? I may have something similar in the pipeline.
You're going to be giving out comedy advice, Craig?
Quote: don rushmore @ June 25 2009, 11:19 AM BSTYou're going to be giving out comedy advice, Craig?
lol. Not quite.
I trust this is okay with you M'lord?
Wow, you really bit your tongue there, didn't you, Craig?
Comedy writing. You can either do it or you can't. Now, how can I string that advice out for an hour?
Develop a severe stutter.
I was thinking of talking about some old bollocks like "knowing your demographic" and "how to make your idea stand out from the crowd" for about 58 minutes. Wee on the overhead projector for 1 minute, then unleash my nugget of gold.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 25 2009, 4:10 PM BSTComedy writing. You can either do it or you can't. Now, how can I string that advice out for an hour?
Just do what you do with your posts. Name drop. Talk about one of your failed suicide bids. Name drop. Talk a bit more about one of your failed suicide bids. Name drop. Chuck in a bit on how much you miss your estranged kids. Name drop... etc etc etc. 
Quote: chipolata @ June 25 2009, 4:16 PM BSTJust do what you do with your posts. Name drop. Talk about one of your failed suicide bids. Name drop. Talk a bit more about one of your failed suicide bids. Name drop. Chuck in a bit on how much you miss your estranged kids. Name drop... etc etc etc.
Ah, yes, personal abuse followed by a smiley face. Classy.
BUNDLE!
chipolata, stop being such a prick. Might be difficult for you, but f**k off if you can't manage it.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 25 2009, 4:21 PM BSTAh, yes, personal abuse followed by a smiley face. Classy.
Quote: chipolata @ June 25 2009, 4:16 PM BSTJust do what you do with your posts. Name drop. Talk about one of your failed suicide bids. Name drop. Talk a bit more about one of your failed suicide bids. Name drop. Chuck in a bit on how much you miss your estranged kids. Name drop... etc etc etc.
...like rapping the most violent verse and shouting peace at the end of it.
*walks away despondently*
