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Air conditioning is broken. Terrific. Everywhere I've ever worked, the air conditioning has been non-existent or f**ked up. I might have to go naked.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 25 2009, 9:06 AM BST

Air conditioning is broken. Terrific. Everywhere I've ever worked, the air conditioning has been non-existent or f**ked up. I might have to go naked

Do it, flaunt your evil to the world.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 25 2009, 10:06 AM BST

Do it, flaunt your evil to the world.

Well, I'd just started to loosen my clothing and then the air con came back on. Luckily for my colleagues.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 25 2009, 10:23 AM BST

Well, I'd just started to loosen my clothing and then the air con came back on. Luckily for my colleagues.

I don't know, I hear a good bit of cock in the morning is good for you. It may have been just what they needed.

The work experience girl has gone. :(

Apparently a man in the office had been staring at her and making her feel uncomfortable. I don't know he this bloke is, but if I ever find out I'll give him such a hiding!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 25 2009, 10:24 AM BST

I don't know, I hear a good bit of cock in the morning is good for you. It may have been just what they needed.

Trust me, they do not need that. My little cocky is staying put.

Quote: chipolata @ June 25 2009, 10:35 AM BST

The work experience girl has gone. :(

Apparently a man in the office had been staring at her and making her feel uncomfortable. I don't know he this bloke is, but if I ever find out I'll give him such a hiding!

Can't you be in charge of sourcing the next one? (Or saucing).

Quote: chipolata @ June 25 2009, 10:35 AM BST

The work experience girl has gone. :(

Apparently a man in the office had been staring at her and making her feel uncomfortable. I don't know he this bloke is, but if I ever find out I'll give him such a hiding!

You know when the fat guy in Basic Instinct, who was also Newman in Seinfeld, is getting all sweaty as Sharon Stone crosses her legs? That's sort of what I'm imagining when you mention you and this work experience girl.

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Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 25 2009, 10:42 AM BST

Can't you be in charge of sourcing the next one? (Or saucing).

:)

Don't think I haven't asked! I've even given them photos of the type of uniforms the work experience girls should wear - they're not interested!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 25 2009, 10:48 AM BST

You know when the fat guy in Basic Instinct, who was also Newman in Seinfeld, is getting all sweaty as Sharon Stone crosses her legs? That's sort of what I'm imagining when you mention you and this work experience girl.

I didn't realise he was in Basic Instinct! :)

(Although I don't sweat externally)

Robyn is trying to decide what to wear and Laughing out loud Ohhh Chip!Console

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 25 2009, 10:57 AM BST

Ohhh Chip!Console

Could you do that rubbing lower down??? Whistling nnocently

Well...No.

Where's Ellie? I haven't come across her this week? :(

*Tries...not...to giggle...*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 25 2009, 11:12 AM BST

*Tries...not...to giggle...*

Mind like a sewer, this one. Rolling eyes

Quote: chipolata @ June 25 2009, 11:14 AM BST

Mind like a sewer, this one. Rolling eyes

She was lovely before you started grooming her.

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