Quote: Loopey @ June 24 2009, 8:54 AM BSTThat's the last time I take your advice. How do you dissolve superglue?
With the bottle of superglue solvent which is now out of your reach.
Status report Page 792
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2009, 12:36 PM BSTNo, but for some strange reason, I don't think girls only cause damage when they're armed with Chrysanthemums!
Too true. Too true... 
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 24 2009, 10:09 AM BSTAwww it is nice to know their is still romance left in the world.
there*
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2009, 10:10 AM BST*nod* He used to be terrible with it, and so we kicked him up the bum! I don't know what he's done wrong though, because he took her flowers last week, too.
I reckon he's done her up the bum. Was she walking funny?
1. Ew.
2. No.
3. Ew.
Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2009, 3:42 PM BSTI reckon he's done her up the bum. Was she walking funny?
Dirty minds... 
Just got home from the office. Time for a quick nap.
Quote: DaButt @ June 24 2009, 9:10 PM BSTJust got home from the office. Time for a quick nap.
Time to retire?
Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2009, 9:43 PM BSTTime to retire?
Oh, you Brits and your quaint terms for napping ...
Naps help tremendously when I find myself going to bed at 1 a.m. and waking up for work at 5.
I just heard a football (soccer) news story on an American television broadcast. Is this the end of the world? (I guess beating Spain is a big deal?)
I watched that, it's a good result for your international side. Spain ARE European champions.
Status report - I just got a kiss!
Roo is wondering if the hedgehog sitting in the doorway would like a cup of tea.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 25 2009, 12:12 AM BSTRoo is wondering if the hedgehog sitting in the doorway would like a cup of tea.
Kiss him and he'll turn into a prince.
Ring the police and get him done for breaking and entering.
The toad has already left. I have already been out in the garden looking like a sleeping walking numpty with a torch following the dog who was following the hedgehog who was following the toad. The hedgehog is now sat in the door scratching himself with a look of joy. Reminds me of my ex.
Scratching to get in? I don't believe you.