Quote: DaButt @ June 24 2009, 4:12 PM BSTI'd give it a go (and fail miserably.) It's kind of stupid to deny the diners a drink. It'd only fill them up faster and lessen the chance of a freebie.
It'd also work to rehydrate them from all the salt in the food. I reckon it's harder to eat when you're thirsty than to force another mouthful down.
Parma Violets.
I think four friends should go together and share one.
(obviously not to get it free). But at least then all that food wouldn't go to waste!
Baked beans on toast - very burnt toast.
Ben and Jerry's Half Baked. <3
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2009, 5:45 PM BSTBen and Jerry's Half Baked.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Tried some chicken and roast potatoes.
No good.
Back to my crackers and cheese!
I'd die for crackers and cheese right now. All I've got is the leftovers from last night's dinner.
Oh, and some burnt toast crusts.
Mini pot of Dole Peaches in juice.
Mmmmm. I'm all a all-new healthy diet. I go running in the morning and evening. 
Tonights menu includes chips, southern fried chicken and beans followed by rice pudding. All cooked by my own fair hands.
Well, I'll put it in the oven/microwave anyway.
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 24 2009, 7:09 PM BSTTonights menu includes chips, southern fried chicken and beans followed by rice pudding. All cooked by my own fair hands.
Well, I'll put it in the oven/microwave anyway.
You're just taunting me!
Quote: bigfella @ June 24 2009, 7:10 PM BSTYou're just taunting me!
Sorry, I don't have any crackers.
But you have given me a good idea.
Rice Pudding!
That might work.
You got the can there Nil? Is there any sugar in it?
*looks*
425g tin. Carbohydrate per 100g 16.5g, of which 8.9g sugars. Whatever that means. 
There is a 'diet'/low fat version too though.
You could always make your own, with no sugar.
Edit; Damn! I don't have any bread. *nips to shop*
Bread with rice pudding? Are you sure?
9% Sugar - worth a try I think, under 10% - the fat in the milkyness will help stop the bad sugar doing evil things to my body. And another calcium addition to my varried cheese and cracker diet.
The fat isn't a problem, I have to eat that because our body needs it and can't get it from our body fat. It's sugar that is the bugger.