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A bag of nails decided Europe's fate as well as Napoleon's and Wellington's. When cavalry overrun enemy cannon emplacements they would spike the guns by hammering nails into the fuse hole. During the battle of Waterloo, the man carrying the nails had been wounded, so they couldn't disable the cannons. The cavalry were forced to retreat and the guns were instrumental in shredding the retreating cavalry and beating off several attacks, later in the day. Without the cannon it's commonly believed the battle would have turned before the Prussians arrived.

On our first trip to Chicago me and the girlfriend went to the observation deck on the 103rd floor of the Sears Tower. Whilst looking out I noticed that there was a spider crawling up the window on the OUTSIDE! The question I asked myself was did he walk all the way up or did he catch the lift to the top and snuck out through a gap?

Quote: The Rook @ June 22 2009, 3:37 PM BST

The question I asked myself was did he walk all the way up or did he catch the lift to the top and snuck out through a gap?

Some spiders reel out reams of silk and let the breeze carry them where it will. I tried it too but all I got was a prolapsed rectum.

The invention of the bath/shower meant that we lost the ability to clean our genitalia with our tongues. Evolution sucks!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 22 2009, 12:55 PM BST

It's so silly and interesting that Hitler appointed architects as Economics Ministers. Speer was obviously in charge of the Autobahnz and Germania, but Todt was Minister for Roads before Armaments!

What a mix-up!

"Get Me Hitler!"

Quote: SlagA @ June 22 2009, 1:47 PM BST

A bag of nails decided Europe's fate as well as Napoleon's and Wellington's. When cavalry overrun enemy cannon emplacements they would spike the guns by hammering nails into the fuse hole. During the battle of Waterloo, the man carrying the nails had been wounded, so they couldn't disable the cannons. The cavalry were forced to retreat and the guns were instrumental in shredding the retreating cavalry and beating off several attacks, later in the day. Without the cannon it's commonly believed the battle would have turned before the Prussians arrived.

"I love the treatment for your sitcom set in a 'struggling' rubber boots factory, Mr SlagA, but possibly too much back-story?..."

Quote: The Rook @ June 22 2009, 3:37 PM BST

On our first trip to Chicago me and the girlfriend went to the observation deck on the 103rd floor of the Sears Tower. Whilst looking out I noticed that there was a spider crawling up the window on the OUTSIDE! The question I asked myself was did he walk all the way up or did he catch the lift to the top and snuck out through a gap?

Your girlfriend's a lucky woman, isn't she?

Quote: roscoff @ June 22 2009, 11:35 PM BST

The invention of the bath/shower meant that we lost the ability to clean our genitalia with our tongues. Evolution sucks!

That made me Laughing out loud

Quote: roscoff @ June 22 2009, 11:35 PM BST

The invention of the bath/shower meant that we lost the ability to clean our genitalia with our tongues. Evolution sucks!

We could always lick each others?

Quote: sootyj @ June 23 2009, 11:43 AM BST

We could always lick each others?

Best offer I've had for ages.

Every day:
*200 million couples make love
*400,000 babies are born
*140,000 people die.

Shit! That means I need to kill, at least, another 259,999 people a day just not to fall behind schedule. :(

:D :D

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

- I'm full of useless crap. Pleased

I thought that one wasn't actually true?

I don't know. Isn't it? What about this one?

"Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death."

If it is true, then life stinks.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2009, 5:15 PM BST

I thought that one wasn't actually true?

I thought this was butter. I can't believe it's not.

97% of all hamsters kept as pets suffer from a mental illness. How is THAT for random?

Quote: Robert D @ June 24 2009, 5:04 PM BST

*400,000 babies are born
*140,000 people die.

Disturbing.

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