Please could someone stand up for me! What have I done that's so wrong???? 
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Quote: Robert D @ June 23 2009, 11:05 PM BSTPlease could someone stand up for me! What have I done that's so wrong????
It's time you took away her voting rights and stopped her burning those bra thingies. And don't forget to pay her less than you for doing the same job. That's important too. Huzzah for male emancipation!
I'm not showing her that! She's already scary enough.
EDIT: In more trouble now. 
At least she's gone to bed now. I'm all on my own. Just me and a computer. 
What happened - I got the idea you were, y'know...together... from another thread?
Quote: Robert D @ June 23 2009, 11:39 PM BSTGod no! I rather get together with the anti-Christ!!
Question answered.
I wanted to at the beginning - like I do with every girl I meet, and every girl I don't meet but with Luke departing the flat, I needed a new flatmate, and I've known Jenny for a long time, and she needed somewhere to stay so thus she joined us.
However, my flirty ways have done me in good and proper and now she's making my life living hell... actually no she isn't. I am, because in a way, I'm strangely attracted to her.
Perhaps I should help out around the flat... what am I talking about. I'm a man.
Like, if you don't mind me asking, how come you're in a flat at 17? Aka - how did you manage to escape the Mother Ship?
I live just around corner from my parents. I escaped the Mother Ship due to me wanting to live an independant life - away from my sisters. In other words, I was driven out by women.
Also, my mother didn't like Amy.
Ah, okay.
How do you afford it?
And who's Amy?
I was an avid saver as a child, I work some evenings at VUE Cinema and with four of us living there, the rent and bills don't add up to that much really. Enough but not that much.
Amy was my girlfriend that I recently broke up with (and 5th flat member; so bills went up recently) and its not that big, this flat by the way. It was rather cramped.
Loopey can't decide whether to raid the fridge or the Lost Ark. Which one has cheesecake in it?
Quote: Loopey @ June 24 2009, 3:51 AM BSTLoopey can't decide whether to raid the fridge or the Lost Ark. Which one has cheesecake in it?
I think the cheescake in the ark went off about 5000 years ago. I'd stick to the fridge.
That's the last time I take your advice. How do you dissolve superglue?
Chipolata's just been feeding the birds again. At first he felt sorry for the slow dumb pigeons, who had bread snatched from under their noses by quicker, faster birds. Then he targeted pigeons specifically and saw that they just gulped the bread down in one go.
Robyn has most certainly done her good deed for today.