NewsRevue again! Page 45

That one's really funny, cos of the five sketches in the middle: four written by Mikey Jackson, and the one not written by Mikey Jackson, is called Michael Jackson!

Yeah, I noticed that when I opened the running order. My damn namesake follows me everywhere!

Wow Mikey - that's fantastic. What a comeback.

The trick is to get as many in on the first week, as they only change a few things each week as the run progresses.

You'll have to teach us those flirting techniques.

Ah, Jane. I'll give you a private showing. Dinner at eight?

I was just lucky that the director and her team liked my style...of writing, of course! She was nice to me in emails.

They'll be renaming it The JacksonRevue soon.

OOER! People would expect the real Jackson 5 to appear.

OK, here's the latest running order:

Muppets.Andrew Emerson
Obama TouringRobin Bailes
Steven Hawking On/OffRobbie Dale
Viagra CoffinGordon Robertson
Tube Tot
Michael Martin InterviewG Phillips, S Cooper
Kids/Vote/ElectionsJonathan Kelly
KoreaTerry Newman
MillionaireDavid Cowan
Voiceover B&QRacky Plews
Steal ItMickey Jackson
Voiceover Hazel BlearsRacky Plews
Garden PartyMartin Malcom
Coffee ShopMikey Jackson
Rockabye Baby + VoiceoverAndrew Emerson
Grannies At BankRacky Plews
ALW On KneesIndia Rakusen
I'd Do AnythingKevin Cooke
Facebook StreetMikey Jackson
Johnathan Ross VoiceoverKevin Cooke
Stephen HawkingNoel Chridtopher
Voiceover Kipper FlapsTerry Newman
Grannies At A Bus StopRacky Plews
Phil SpectorKevin Cooke
Blind DateKevin Cooke & Thaila Zucchi
Voiceover Danny La Rue Racky Plews
Susan BoyleKevin Cooke
Diversity + OprahAndrew Emerson
Voiceover Politically Correct MotherMikey Jackson
Chav HolocoustMikey Jackson
Voiceover Living On A Jet PlaneSimon Lipkin
Ab FabMikey Jackson
Peter Andre Kevin Cooke
Piggy + KermitKevin Cooke & Simon Lipkin
News Round upSimon Lipkin
ChicagoJames Kermack

I'm changing my name to Mikey J

I was just lucky that the director and her team liked my stuff.

In the whole of the previous 6 week run, I got one sketch and two gags in. Sure, those three things were repeated on various weeks, but it shows it's a bit of a lottery really.

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ June 4 2009, 10:36 PM BST

I was just lucky that the director and her team liked my stuff.

In the whole of the previous 6 week run, I got one sketch and two gags in. Sure, those three things were repeated on various weeks, but it shows it's a bit of a lottery really.

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No, you got nothing in! It's all me, "Mikey J"! Congrats to me! Er, you. No, me!

blind date by kevin cooke and thaila zucchi

is she writing or acting in this or has someone just decided to use her name?

f**k me that's it I'm going

BB fake housemate Thaila? Off Star Stories?

Quote: Beelzebozo @ June 4 2009, 11:38 PM BST

f**k me that's it I'm going

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Get me a ticket

there you go. This weeks running order. Quite a few changes on first glance.

Muppets.Andrew Emerson1Welcome song
Obama TouringRobin Bailes1Madonna shows an interest in the little Obama's
Steven Hawking On/OffRobbie Dale1Doctors attempt to save Steven Hawking
Eggs at Nick Griffin TwitterDavid Taylor1Brown eggs thrown
Tube Tot1Giving birth on underground
Michael Martin InterviewG Phillips, S Cooper1Interview for new speaker
Kids/Vote/ElectionsJonathan Kelly1Expenses thinking election
KoreaTerry Newman1Maria tribute song about H Bomb
MillionaireDavid Cowan1MP winning expenses back
Big Brother BrainstormingRobin Bailes1BB10 theme ideas
Family GuyKevin Cooke1Family Guy singing about Christian Party
Voiceover Kipper FlapsTerry Newman1Pete's nickname for Kate Price
Grannies At BankRacky Plews1drawing money out
ALW On KneesIndia Rakusen1blowing Andrew Lloyd Webber
I'd Do AnythingKevin Cooke1Lisa Minelli auditiong for reality show
Facebook StreetMikey Jackson1Soap Opera
BNP twitterDavid Taylor1BNP giving out yellow stars
Stephen HawkingNoel Chridtopher1Stephen Hawking on Charlotte Church show
Voiceover Living On A Jet PlaneSimon Lipkin1France airlines getting lost
Steal ItMickey Jackson1Hoodies cheifing things
Voiceover B&QRacky Plews1B&Q versus Gordon Brown
Garden PartyMartin Malcom1BNP at Queen's tea party
James Purnell VoiceoverDavid Taylor1James Parnell resigning
Grannies At A Bus StopRacky Plews1Grannies at bus stop sneezing
MandyAndrew Emerson1Gordon Brown singing about Mandleson
Blind DateKevin Cooke & Thaila Zucchi1Finding a new speaker
Susan BoyleKevin Cooke1Susan Boyle being a virgin
Osama WorkoutPaul Davighi 1Osama Bin Laden step aerobics
Voiceover Hazel BlearsRacky Plews1Blears falling off motorbike
Barack ObamaJames Witt1Don't Shoot Me Now
Flash Gordon VoiceoverGriff Philips & Stuart Cooper1Brian Blessed and Flash Gordon Brown
Diversity + OprahAndrew Emerson1Translations for Americans
Voiceover Danny La Rue Racky Plews1Danny La Rue dies
Chav HolocoustMikey Jackson1MP's discussing chavs and smug grannies
Ab FabMikey Jackson1Patsy saving Gurhkas nor Burhkas
Peter Andre Kevin Cooke1Andre split from Katie Price
Piggy + KermitKevin Cooke & Simon Lipkin1Miss Piggy having swine flu
News Round upSimon Lipkin1Series of shit jokes
ChicagoJames Kermack1MP's summarising expenses spent

Hey, I'm coming up to see NewsRevue on Thursday 2nd July.
Hopefully they'll still have my sketches in it. lol

Will anyone else be around?

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ June 21 2009, 1:23 PM BST

Hey, I'm coming up to see NewsRevue on Thursday 2nd July.
Hopefully they'll still have my sketches in it. lol

Will anyone else be around?

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I'll possibly in be in the smoke. me and writing partner are gonna try and polish \ brainstorm \ write our sitcom.

Cool.
I'll post here remind everyone nearer the time.
Would be nice to meet a few more fellow peeps.

No running order for last week's show?

Hasn't been delivered yet.