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Treatment of British people Page 5

Quote: Kenneth @ June 21 2009, 3:11 PM BST

And there's nothing boring about etymology.

Insects are great. They account for more than two-thirds of all known orgasms.

Quote: Griff @ June 21 2009, 3:17 PM BST

There is when you crowbar it into a conversation just to show off you know the fact.

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Quote: JohnnyD @ June 21 2009, 3:19 PM BST

Insects are great. They account for more than two-thirds of all known orgasms.

Yeah? If they're so great, how come one's never had their own TV show? Or had a No. 1 album? They're not even been a contestant on Big Brother or Eggheads. All they do it hang around with other insects, making no attempt to integrate into modern society. And if ant civilisation is so sophisticated and evolved, how come it can be brought to its knees with a kettle of boiling water? Angry

Yeah, and you know what American presidents do to insects they don't like...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ June 21 2009, 3:30 PM BST

Yeah, and you know what American presidents do to insects they don't like...

Seek a UN resolution before taking any direct action?

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 21 2009, 3:33 PM BST

Seek a UN resolution before taking any direct action?

:P :P

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 21 2009, 3:27 PM BST

If they're so great, how come one's never had their own TV show?

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It's not a homage when you crowbar it into a non-spoken online off-topic conversation just to show off.

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That's a cartoon ant, Kenneth! (Honestly!)

Ooh, The Tick, in live action and animated form.

Spoooooooooooon!

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 21 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Yeah? If they're so great, how come one's never had their own TV show? Or had a No. 1 album?

Adam and the Ants?

Join our insect nation! So said Stan Dan d'Oliver.

Quote: Badge @ June 21 2009, 4:28 PM BST

Join our insect nation!

Never! (see, Insect Nation; human slaves in an)

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