The family thread.

Anyone here from a shameful family?

Whenever I go out with the Overlord anywhere, I despair because he will ether pick a fight or flirt outrageously with anything blonde in a skirt. Where are you supposed to look when your Dad is asking someone clearly younger than you if they want a rub down with a nice hot Cockney? He also likes the annoy his drunken noisy annoying neighbour by shouting "AFTERNOON WHOREFLAPS" when his passes her on his scooter. >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_<

How is everyone else's families?

When my Father visits he always makes the point to shout when he reaches our hedge on the front.

"Jennie you need to trim your bush."

Mrs Bigfella isn't impressed.

They are fine.

Mine are all okay apart from my sister, but she lives in Holland now.

Boringly, my family are all rather nice.
If I had to complain I'd say my dad is a bit too chatty with strangers, but they seem to like it.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 19 2009, 3:47 PM BST

Mine are all okay apart from my sister, but she lives in Holland now.

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exiled to the blandest country in the world?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 19 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Anyone here from a shameful family?

Whenever I go out with the Overlord anywhere, I despair because he will ether pick a fight or flirt outrageously with anything blonde in a skirt. Where are you supposed to look when your Dad is asking someone clearly younger than you if they want a rub down with a nice hot Cockney? He also likes the annoy his drunken noisy annoying neighbour by shouting "AFTERNOON WHOREFLAPS" when his passes her on his scooter. >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_<

How is everyone else's families?

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I think this explains a lot.

Time you divorced your Dad.

My Dad tends to look at girls my age which makes me uneasy. I know he is only joking really. I hope anyway. Everyone looks, don't they? I've worried myself now.

My dad is fine until he goes on his thrice-yearly vodka binge. Then he throws caution to the wind and likes to strut around in a string vest and baggy y fronts. If anyone wants a picture of a 66 year old man's balls hanging out of his piss stained y's, feel free to PM me.

I'll miss out on that one thanks. No offence.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ June 19 2009, 9:16 PM BST

My dad is fine until he goes on his thrice-yearly vodka binge. Then he throws caution to the wind and likes to strut around in a string vest and baggy y fronts. If anyone wants a picture of a 66 year old man's balls hanging out of his piss stained y's, feel free to PM me.

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Why do you own such a picture?

My dad has never once expressed an opinion that any woman is 'sexy' or anything like that.

Thank gawd.

I think he might go so far as to say someone was 'nicely turned out' at a stretch! But he would never leer over someone. Ew.

Quote: Chappers @ June 19 2009, 9:37 PM BST

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I like to embarrass him when he sobers up. 'Here's yer balls da.' Plus, its always nice to see where you came from.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ June 19 2009, 9:40 PM BST

Plus, its always nice to see where you came from.

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Now look!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That really WOULD be pervy!

My parents are so normal, polite and well-respected that I fear I'm adopted.