He's -
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 9:35 PM BSTLooking forward to the introduction... maybe
Soooorry Robert.
Who's in a relationship and happy? Page 9
Ahhhhh so it's a Robert.
I have just been goggling at the new profiles. to see who I've been missing.
Mmmmmm might need to change his name. I once dated a Robert & he was an odd fella. His cock bent to the right. We only lasted 3 minutes. I can not abide any bends in things that should be straight.
It feels odd.
Can we call him Bobby?
He is 17 (legal) and really likes dirty mouthed women. Go on Charley, make him a man. 
Ruby!!!!
I don't want his mum catching him Tommy Tanking.
Quote: Charley @ June 18 2009, 9:47 PM BSTAhhhhh so it's a Robert.
I have just been goggling at the new profiles. to see who I've been missing.
Mmmmmm might need to change his name. I once dated a Robert & he was an odd fella. His cock bent to the right. We only lasted 3 minutes. I can not abide any bends in things that should be straight.
It feels odd.
Can we call him Bobby?
Resisting...urge...to make...mean...joke...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 18 2009, 10:57 PM BSTResisting...urge...to make...mean...joke...
Rude Joke? Go!
Mean, not rude.
You mustn't resist!
But then I'd be *gulp* one of you! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 18 2009, 11:01 PM BSTMean, not rude.
.....OOOOO Mean! go!
Noooo!
Quote: Charley @ June 18 2009, 9:29 PM BSTYou can not be in a relationship & be happy.
It is impossible. Unless of course one of you is mute the other is deaf & all your future children remain eggs.
Wow! Hi Charley, hope you're good.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 18 2009, 9:37 PM BSTYou'll see who I mean soon enough, I think.
No she won't. I'm hiding. 
I don't get up at 3 in the morning for nothing. Actually, I can't sleep. Nightmares... ...about 'the scary one'.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 18 2009, 9:43 PM BSTSoooorry Robert.
I'm the silent stranger... and now you've blown my cover. 
Blown your cover? Did you use a tissue afterwards?