Since the management Nazis at work banned internet usage for fun, we've had to make our own entertainment 
So today was 'fascinate me', tell me something fascinating, true or false, just fascinating.
(And can a mod correct the spelling in the thread title).
A squirrel shouted at me today.
But I didn't shout back.
Do this. Stand in the doorway with your arms staight and by your side with fists made, palms facing back. Without bendin your elbows keeping the arms straight, raise your arms to the side so that the outer part of your hands are touching the frame. Keep you arms locked and push as hard as you can for one minute, don't stop, it will hurt a little but keep pushing without letting up. After a minute walk away and your arms will sudden raise by themselves.
That should keep ya for an hour.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 18 2009, 7:35 PM BSTDo this. Stand in the doorway with your arms staight and by your side with fists made, palms facing back. Without bendin your elbows keeping the arms straight, raise your arms to the side so that the outer part of your hands are touching the frame. Keep you arms locked and push as hard as you can for one minute, don't stop, it will hurt a little but keep pushing without letting up. After a minute walk away and your arms will sudden raise by themselves.
That should keep ya for an hour.
Ooooo. I used to do that a lot when I was little.
Hmm a peculiarly sexy image...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 18 2009, 7:35 PM BSTDo this. Stand in the doorway with your arms staight and by your side with fists made, palms facing back. Without bendin your elbows keeping the arms straight, raise your arms to the side so that the outer part of your hands are touching the frame. Keep you arms locked and push as hard as you can for one minute, don't stop, it will hurt a little but keep pushing without letting up. After a minute walk away and your arms will sudden raise by themselves.
Stand naked the doorway with the door closed. Place your penis against the doorknob and push as hard as you can for one minute, don't stop, it will hurt a little but keep pushing without letting up. After a minute walk away and your penis will suddenly raise by itself.
Quote: Finck @ June 18 2009, 7:37 PM BSTOoooo. I used to do that a lot when I was little.
Me too. 
Joe Longthorne was best man at my wedding.
Quote: don rushmore @ June 18 2009, 7:51 PM BSTJoe Longthorne was best man at my wedding.
In what way?
Did he, perchance, do any singing?
Quote: zooo @ June 18 2009, 8:11 PM BSTDid he, perchance, do any singing?
No he did not!
I'm 32 not 52!! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 18 2009, 7:35 PM BSTDo this. Stand in the doorway with your arms staight and by your side with fists made, palms facing back. Without bendin your elbows keeping the arms straight, raise your arms to the side so that the outer part of your hands are touching the frame. Keep you arms locked and push as hard as you can for one minute, don't stop, it will hurt a little but keep pushing without letting up. After a minute walk away and your arms will sudden raise by themselves.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird.
Quote: Morrace @ June 18 2009, 7:46 PM BSTStand naked the doorway with the door closed. Place your penis against the doorknob and push as hard as you can for one minute, don't stop, it will hurt a little but keep pushing without letting up. After a minute walk away and your penis will suddenly raise by itself.
Not to be done in the living room if you ether have kids or live with Mum and Dad.
I once sneezed without farting. Nowthat's an achievement.
A bit of wee did escape though but hey I can't always be brilliant.
Prince Charles used to do the washing up when he had dinner at Spike Milligans.