Why do I get the feeling that we're all in a village surrounded by fortified Roman camps and this is an argument spawned by bad smelling fish?
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Quote: David Bussell @ June 18 2009, 1:23 PM BSTMy mistake, I must have trod on a scarab.
That was my new MOBILE! RAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHH!
Quote: LIME5000 @ June 18 2009, 1:27 PM BSTWhy do I get the feeling that we're all in a village surrounded by fortified Roman camps and this is an argument spawned by bad smelling fish?
Because you're mental?
Quote: LIME5000 @ June 18 2009, 1:27 PM BSTWhy do I get the feeling that we're all in a village surrounded by fortified Roman camps and this is an argument spawned by bad smelling fish?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH...sorry, what? 
I'll just tip out of the herd....TIP TIP TIP!
Quote: Lee Henman @ June 18 2009, 1:21 PM BSTCome on you f**kers, I'll tek yuz all on, I've WELL got the mist!
(Dances around, air-boxing. Stops after 5 seconds, gasping for breath and holding side.)
And let that...(puff)...be a lesson...(pant)...to you all!
I would have knackered yerz if Baz hadn't held me back!
I don't believe in violence (especially since I found out I'm not very good at it).
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 18 2009, 1:22 PM BSTYou boys, my office - now!
Cheese it!
Quote: David Bussell @ June 18 2009, 1:37 PM BSTCheese it!
Bussell! Get down and give me fifty. You know what I'm talking about.
Aaaah that felt good. I enjoyed that...in a macho fist fighting long kick squirrel style kind of way, and not, I repeat not a "love you long time." kind of way.
A big hand for the comedy stylings of...
Quote: LIME5000 @ June 18 2009, 1:27 PM BSTWhy do I get the feeling that we're all in a village surrounded by fortified Roman camps and this is an argument spawned by bad smelling fish?
Should I call you Harry the Haddock then? If memory serves it was your comment in the first place that inspired the fisty-cuffs.
Quote: LIME5000 @ June 18 2009, 1:08 PM BSTNo take it as an admission of me wanting to smash your face in.
This kind of comment is not appreciated. However, if you want to be banned, then do carry on.
Now you've gone and done it....
I don't think I've had either yet.