Status report Page 773

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 17 2009, 9:25 AM BST

Good morning one and all on the BSG site. Despite being woke up by the singing of birds at 4am I am feeling surprisngly chirpy.

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Aw. You woke up at the same time I'm normally getting into bed. Bless you.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 17 2009, 9:58 AM BST

That is alot considering it is not even 10am yet. I saw a dead cat this morning. That is about it so far.

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Quote: PhQnix @ June 17 2009, 4:10 PM BST

Elliot is not. Aaron is definitely preparing some sort of joke about Robyn's last post.

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Erm. Done masturbating?

Quote: Paul W @ June 17 2009, 8:19 PM BST

I f**king can...

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And I.

Ellie just ran 2 miles, did a 40 minute work out video and had a healthy beef fahita dinner. Going to sleep well tonight!

Quote: EllieJP @ June 17 2009, 10:11 PM BST

Going to sleep well tonight!

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Anyone know how to break into houses?

brake? Squuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeech

Quote: Leevil @ June 17 2009, 10:13 PM BST

Anyone know how to break into houses?

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EXT. ELLIES HOUSE. NIGHT.

THE POLICE ARE QUESTIONING ELLIE AS LEE IS LED AWAY.

ELLIE
I didn't feel a thing.

POLICEMAN
You were asleep?

ELLIE
No it was Lee. I DIDN'T FEEL A THING.

END

Only joking guys

Tim is determined to finish writing the 1st run-through draft of his new sitcom pilot by the morning even if the last scenes consequently involve the characters just saying "Hello" or "What?" to each other ad infinitum. (Note to self: can always sell it as an Eddie Izzard sitcom.)

Could be a long, long night...

Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 17 2009, 10:21 PM BST

EXT. ELLIES HOUSE. NIGHT.

THE POLICE ARE QUESTIONING ELLIE AS LEE IS LED AWAY.

ELLIE
I didn't feel a thing.

POLICEMAN
You were asleep?

ELLIE
No it was Lee. I DIDN'T FEEL A THING.

END

Only joking guys

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Most amusing. Is it based on a true story, or just facts?

Darren has two bits of good news this morning:

1 - An episode I wrote for a new American sitcom will be airing soon, it was due to be out at Christmas but it's ready to go.

2 - I am through to some auditions for a new TV show. www.dreamislandtvproductions.com - Check it out, seems far to good to be true but f**k it.

Hope everyone is smiling today.

Ah, Thursdays. I love Thursdays. Or, as I like to think of them, The Day I'm Most Likely To Get Arrested.

Ah, yes. Work Experience Girl day. Good luck keeping your hands to yourself.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 18 2009, 9:58 AM BST

1 - An episode I wrote for a new American sitcom will be airing soon, it was due to be out at Christmas but it's ready to go.

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Ooooh. Sounds good Darren, well done.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 18 2009, 9:58 AM BST

Darren has two bits of good news this morning:

1 - An episode I wrote for a new American sitcom will be airing soon, it was due to be out at Christmas but it's ready to go.

Hope everyone is smiling today.

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That sounds good. What's it called?

Quote: Rob H @ June 18 2009, 10:09 AM BST

That sounds good. What's it called?

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Lifeology, I think, although when I spoke to him last they were thinking of changing that. I like the name.

Well played, Darren. I almost feel guilty for dismissing you as an idiot now!